ALL RIGHT, TIME TO MEET THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS DREAM A REALITY.

IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S WHO I AM.

BEING ABLE TO MONITOR WHO'S USING YOUR PIPES FROM ANYWHERE.

THIS IS SCOUT CONDOR.

THIS IS THE BARGE?

AND YOU'RE ALSO GETTING UPDATES FROM FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHO USE SMART PIPE.

HAVE INVITED YOURS TRULY TO TALK TO THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT HAPPEN.

EXACTLY, AND CONGRESSMAN MITCHELL, WHO CHAIRS THE HOUSE SUBCOMMITTEE IN CHARGE OF THESE LAWS

I MEAN, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?

NOW, THINK HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO MAINTAIN ALL THIS

IT'S FUNNY THAT CONGRESS IS SO HUNG UP ON THIS.

I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT -- PROACTIV, DIET DR. PEPPER, MAALOX, AND THAT'S JUST THIS YEAR.