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Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E05 The Banquet

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"I am the Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation,

Parks and Recreation (2009) - S01E05 The Banquet

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I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation.

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I'd go to a banquet and honor of those Somali pirates,

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and people come in, and you heal them.

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My mother is being honored at a banquet with the Tellenson Award

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and she's on the zoning board.

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And the other two are crutches.

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She's right behind us and she could rezone our park.

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And you, too, Janine.

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and then tell her if she doesn't help you, and soon,

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and someday others will see that and we'll get our due.

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Yeah, and he's got three crutches. And one of them is you!

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Becky and Stacy are boring.

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and the fact that Restrepo loves feeling important.

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And Jesus, honey. Tony Tellenson was the worst.

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I need to mention the park and in a very subtle way,

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Well, then just go up there and say hello and start talking to her.

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and you're blowing it with them. And that's making them lose interest in me.

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and I have my own subcommittee.

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and I will destroy you all!