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King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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No, and now Peggy Hill has a real gun.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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So, Bobby, what you gonna do with your life?

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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And they were sewing my feet to my knees.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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So I'm buying you and your friends hookers.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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They opened fire and blew my shins off.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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just so he could stay here and drive me crazy.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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And you've made it so hard for him, he's afraid to ask.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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But I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lied and signed up.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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Oh, Cotton, I am my own woman. And don't you forget it.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E08 Comedy

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Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put 50 bullets in my back.