and call all the pet stores in the phone book.

Call me. I'm in the book.

You in bed with my book.

In that case, I better check my book.

Are you here all by yourself?

All you ever do is worship Moses, but it says in the Book of Centuries

I gave in. After all, it was already tomorrow in Paris.

by gun shots in the head.

or become a race car driver all by just opening a book. Just like magic, the magic of reading.

-I'm asking you not to judge me. -Who am I to judge anyone?

The guest book person also puts the gifts in the van.

We have a celebrity judge, the star of Family Ties, Miss Tina Yothers.

I just gotta drop these books by my parent's place. It's on the way.

I'll sit down and read a whole magazine from cover to cover.

You double-booked us?

Dad, where's the phone book?

Oh yeah, now all we have is a town covered in shit. This is much better.

I am in violation of every parenting book ever written.

I never knew you were interested in writing children's books.

but by the melanins which control the pigment in all of our skins. Thank you.