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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I hate you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
Okay? Now, from what I know about you...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.4s
Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
What? What are you talking about?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
I told her I would have to think about it.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
You wanna talk about hotels, or you wanna win some ball games?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.7s
I wrote a 20-minute bit about how homework stinks.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.6s
You guys. Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.4s
You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.1s
-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.5s
But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.1s
-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.
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Jerry Seinfeld
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