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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
It's good to have you back.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
Can't you at least tell them what to do?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.8s
You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
-Why? -Somebody had to.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.8s
Thank you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.6s
Thank you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
-What happened to your face? -What?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I hate you.
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