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No! I'm not ready.
Titus, I'm fine.
Yeah, 'cause that's our word.
and instantly gone.
of Tony Danza that I borrowed from my dry cleaners.
Good job, little girl.
Are you a coal miner, submarine captain?
Cover it up, it's fine.
So there I am, standing in line for this cattle call,
You wouldn't like it if I said...
in our very own apartment.
Of course he or she can.
Like, the other day, I smashed one of those...
You don't.
It isn't good to hold on to things like that.
Oh.
I just left something in my dressing room
I need you to keep this ice fresh until my toes set.
Oh, who's that girl?
Called Alabama!
go down to the biggest agency,
Coriolanus runs on stage and yells,
Are you praying?
very happy.
You don't know what you look like?
to project confidence and get you an agent.
Ew.
Those, we can inject with the R.E.O. cream,
That man is my nemesis.
Next.
Is this what my face looks like now?
Well, we can do a toenail re-sizing.
Titus, if you're in this line, you don't have an agent.
These people are already pretty.
I can do that right now.
What are you doing here?
Hello?
Right this way.
How? Tell me. Is it more surgery?
Yes, I am happy with my long-distance service...