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Okay. Sorry.
I'm sorry for screwing up that "cutting her out" plan, but I have a new plan.
That's a plan.
Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up...
[CLEARS THROAT]
- You got two more twos? - I'm an eight.
- I have nothing to say to you. - Wow. My flat is twice this size.
You didn't like that?
Very sexy, sexy.
- I don't know why I did that. - Okay.
Oh, son of a bitch!
- Dinner tomorrow night? - [MOUTHS] No.
Me in my DMs
- You never turned? - No. I barely got to "three Mississippi."
Uh, actually, now is not a good time.
Florist.
Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and lvory" all by yourself.