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- I"m simply a realist. - You"re an opportunist.
Our king, Leonidas!
We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
(Kicks Karen from Brighton)
I am the emissary...
I"m not your king.
She is a trickster in true form.
LOYALIST: Know what, my queen?
Go!
... in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children.
Spartans what is your profession?
DS goes wild Blood Drunk
... does not become you, my friend.
You will pay for your liberalism!
Eat your Wheaties this morning!
... returns to his people, to sacred Sparta, a king!
This IS DEVYN!
True.
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
President Putin is displeased with his generals
Watch Ya Mouth
Kevin! You’re wrong!
Consider the beautiful land you so vigorously defend.
Earn these gifs boys
DILIOS: We do what we were trained to do...
... the lord of hosts is prepared to forgive all...
Listen. Do you think the paltry dozen you slew scares us?
you will find, i am kind
THIS IS ... SPARTA
This is Till I Let Go!
Those in front cry, "Back!"
... I want a uniform.
You"re as foolish as Leonidas if you think men don't have a price in this world.
They look thirsty.
- That is a lie. - Is it?
Honor the carne asada!
Go spread the word.
Lead my soldiers to the hidden path that empties behind the cursed Spartans...
... knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered...
[SCREAMING]
Sick
...for tomorrow We run in the park
Go now. Run along and tell your Xerxes he faces free men here ... Not slaves.
Were I a weaker man, I would have her scent on me still.
THAT'S AN EASY CHOICE
You will find...
It's an old goat path.
EPHOR: "Pray to the winds...
STELIOS: Behind us!
THIS. IS. BUTTSTUFF!!!
We heard Sparta was on the warpath and we were eager to join forces.
... to the ruler of all the world...
Remnants of a senseless tradition.
"Experts" We'll put their name to the test
Your shield and armor?
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... I require only...
Hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history.
Their beauty is their curse...
I can see it, the two of us standing together.
(Virginia) AH!
You will make a mighty ally.
Do not play with the members of this sacred chamber, my queen.
You speak of honor, duty and glory?
our ballsacks will blot out the sun
There is no god but allah. And muhammad is in messenger of allah.
Long I pondered my king's cryptic talk of victory.
Pile those Persians high.
LOYALIST: I was afraid you might not come.
Eyes as dark as night.
Let each among them search his own soul.
I am sorry, my friend.
¡Me duele el pecho!
We will use our superior fighting skills...
Raise your fishing pole
A beast approaches...
What shall we do?
Why, uttering the very name of Sparta or Leonidas will be punishable by death.
Imagine what a horrible fate awaits my enemies...
When the Barolo is served without a decant...
I come to you with great humility.
... and batters the Persian ships with hurricane wind.
(Peagasus kicks the SPT logo down the well for ruining the joke)
... it is my divine power.
... that even a god-king can bleed.
Spartan!
Tradition even Leonidas cannot defy...
this WILL be over quickly