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His roar is long and loud.
Our arrows will blot out the sun.
... the god of gods, king of kings...
This is Main Gearbox sling
This Is Taiwan!
Children.
See, rumor has it...
... using ancient stones from the bosom of Greece herself.
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That is Spartan law.
But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure.
MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME MALLTIME here THE MALLtime
For no Spartan king has gone to war without the ephors' blessing.
And I would die for any one of mine.
Today no Spartan dies.
Tell them our story.
You have many slaves, Xerxes...
And if those philosophers and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then--
THIS IS ITALY!
Day wears on.
Because it seems...
Los cabezos se hacen enteros o no se hacen!
The old ones say we Spartans are descended from Hercules himself.
THIS IS 2020!
(Pegasus kicks the SPT logo down the well for ruining the joke)
From the time he could stand, he was baptized in the fire of combat.
GORGO: Your lips can finish what your fingers have started.
You insult my queen.
This is Lola!
... though a slave and captive of lecherous old men...
I will do my best to gather our council.
... corrupt.
... only a heightened sense of things.
(YouTube kicks spambots down the hole)
... when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory.
My Butterfly!
[WHIP CRACKING]
then we will joke in the shade.
Wealth. Women.
If you value your lives over your complete annihilation...
Your sons, your daughters...
The ephors choose only the most beautiful Spartan girls...
Before you speak, Persian...
We'll Put Your Skills To The Test
This Is SPARTA!
This Is Dons footy!
This is Sparta!
[HOWLING]
DAILY
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish
This! Isn't! FUNNY!!!
Send it for reason.
richard the dollar heart
... was the greatest glory he could achieve in his life.
Submission.
CBU
With their claws and fangs...
Choose your next words carefully
It's an honor to have lived at yours.
THIS IS ENGLAND!
His hands are steady.
I'm Spartacus
They may be your last as king.
[BIRD CRYING]
No songs are sung.
And all will know that 300 Spartans...
Heck of a good start
Experts
My captain?
We put their name to the test.
- This is outrage. - Oh, the hypocrite speaks!
CAPTAIN: Move out!
His helmet was stifling.
None, sire.
... for it will be yours for all time.
... and it was King Leonidas himself who provoked it.
[CHUCKLES]
... the boy was taken from his mother and plunged into a world of violence.
WE'LL put #snydercut to the test
My Deer!
Despite your insufferable arrogance...
This is Sparta!
You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water?
Three hundred.
Choose your next words wisely
Bold Leonidas gives testament to our bloodline.
... we"re that lucky.
... and kneel to holy Xerxes.
Councilman Theron. You found yourself needed, for once.
Moving Eloquent, Passionate.
- We've been tricked. - Can't be more than a hundred.
... sword and bone, and flesh and blood.
Admin aka Oracle Enjoy number 5-10 on the list. Next time!
Is doing what children do best. Please, don't apologize.
And you can arrange for me to speak to the council?
[GRUNTING]
So vast, it drinks the rivers dry.