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- Thanks. - Yeah.
Are you okay?
- Shalom. - Friends?
Aren't you the least bit bummed that your wife ditched us?
- Hi. - Hi, Kirsten, you look lovely.
I hope so. Your daughter's living at my house.
Okay. Well, today's your lucky day.
...and a lottery ticket. I'm feeling lucky.
- I like the Pussycat Dolls. - My God. You're serious.
You're beginning to sound like Seth.
- We're closing up. - Yeah, sorry.
We have them all the time, so it's not really a big deal...
- I could ask you the same thing. - I'm handling this.
- What do you mean, you're not doing it? - I'm done.
- Dad? - What, baby?
...your arms around each other, swaying. It's awesome.
Ready?
- Just as well, I suppose. - Would you like a drink?
You know. First his girlfriend, then the accident.
I'm spitting Skoal into a can, drinking wine from a bottle I unscrewed...
And I just feel adrift.
- Johnny? Hey, man. - Ryan?
And besides, I already talked about it with Ryan...
- See? Summer's laughing. - That's just gas. Listen.
Looked like more than that.
Go, Johnny, go. Johnny boy.
I think that I've owed you this dance for like five years.
Nope.
Welcome to the first, and quite possibly the very last...
I'm gonna embarrass myself in front of a lot of people.
She just didn't like it here with me, I guess.
This is the CD I trained with.
- But also the most photographed. - Is there a videotape too?
Hey, get in the spirit, man. It's Chrismukkah.
That's good, because I do. You can listen.
...to lift us out of our holiday blues. We're throwing a party.
He would, if we could pay for it.
- That song's Jewish? - It might as well be.
...to observe the Ten Commandments.
I told you, Gus. I'm not going to your Christmas party.
- You do. Doesn't have to be like this. - What am I supposed to do?
You know what? It's fine. I'll go.