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A magician never reveals his tricks, Cricks.
Um, I'm sorry. What?
I'm just gonna clean myself up.
What a jerk.
Hey, date!
Do I look like a dusthead to you?
Okay. Well, guess I'm gonna have to cut your heart out then.
I was wondering if you might want to come away with me.
In fact, I'm the type of gal who makes men's lives better.
for me to take a shower in here.
Calls me a bitch, that kind of thing.
Sorry I said that about Carl Lewis.
We have an important meeting coming up.
are you talking about? That's Dad's dog.
Stuff it down with some brown
Yeah. We did put that pet-tracking device in him.
would you like to go on a date with me some time?
I don't even understand why we're doing this.
Hey-o! You guys mind if I shower in that leaky urinal again?
that I'm currently guilt-wearing.
Thus the necklace my mother gave me
- Smoke up, bud. - Yeah, absolutely, dude.
I'm running away.
Mr. Sanderson!