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Shut your mouth about that.
But now I'm off drugs, and I actually have a date,
- Yeah. - My life's the worst.
What the hell?
Promise I'm not stalking you.
Shit. Sorry. Um,
Thank you. Now,
And by the way, my name is not Cricket, okay?
Okay.
Well, wait. Don't tell him that.
My name is Matthew Mara.
Give the job a shot, for Christ's sake.
He's getting yelled at.
Yeah, I get that. I got an overbearing dad, too.
Freakin' bullcrap!
- Eight times! - Well, at least
It's a seller's market right now.
What? Well, th-that's great!
I'm not giving you a second chance. I made my decision. It's final.
I'm just out for a walk.
Hey, um...
All right, all right, boys.
And probably bad news for me.
do a little 'p' to the 'o' to the 't'