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because of your stupid boobs.
I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends.
and I spent a lot on this top.
Hey, Rick...
We tried that technique on Summer and she is gonna end up stripping.
about gender politics were projection of your feminine insecurity.
Play ball
Because I got a big... you know...
Holly shit! You're gonna crush us with a boulder?!
and do a little bit of investigating.
The... plot... thickens...
Were you gonna say Dada? Say Dada.
And it was born on America's soil which entitles it...
It's a thankless job, Morty.
- Well, does it defraculate? - No.
and I am too young to drive.
T.K.O. You be ashamed of yourself!
Why is it such a sausage planet
Isn't it interesting Summer, that after all that stuff we just did
You know what I'm talking about, Morty?
Remember how I cemented that catchphrase?
or a place to do laundry.
Grandpa Rick!
It means father of fathers.
what would happen if i was a van in a garden? well then no one would have your l plates on.
My life has been a lie!
You speak when you're spoken to ding-a-ling.
Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system.
yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some three arming in four ways.
Death!
I hope he's eating enough.
which is why my clothes are better than all of yours.
Grandpa Rick!
Fine. I'm gonna take this thing into my workshop,
Good job, Summer, and thanks girls.
Morty.
Nice.
Equals? We make 70% of your salary for the same job!
I am here if you need to talk.
CRAIG WRIGHT IS A FRAUD
Are you hea... Do you lis... You hear me, summer?
Like 9/11. Yeah, good one Jerry.
I'll throw in a fart