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She's out there now, ont' High Street, with a fucking MasterCard, spending!
Look at that, her mix is all to cock.
I love you, you bugger.
Nathe!
Frankie! Do you want my body?
- Scrap. - Shut it, right?
- Very nice. - Gaz, please, don't.
Linda...
- Nice one. - Come on, then.
A Yorkshire version. Them buggers can, we bloody can.
and girls.
- You don't get much. - What day is it?
Good luck, eh?
You're always making me do stupid stuff like last night.
What about Auntie Jean?
- As if you've ever given a toss. - Face it. He don't like staying at yours.
Why did you do it? It was my job!
No. Couldn't do that to Dave.
Little And Large prancing round Sheffield with their widgers out!
- That's all these'll fetch second-hand. - They're not second-hand.
you're talking to t'wrong man.
Nathan!
Some of 'em. Yeah.
Gaz, hang on.
We had the real thing up here the other day.
They're holding hands.
Ta.
- Yeah, but... me willy. I mean to say... - Your willy?
Friday. Dress rehearsal tomorrow.
No!
We'll stuff 'em, Nathe.
No, there's not a lot about.
Just a minute. Mr. Horse. My colleagues on the panel...
No.
It's amazing how tiring it is doing nowt, you know.
You could show her, Dave.
I might do. Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
You bloody ask him! It's not cos he does the Grand National.
Oh, my God!
and state-of-the-art machinery to make the world's finest steel.
We just saved your fucking life, so don't tell us we're not your mates!
- So stuff yourself and get thin. - Oh, shut up, saggy tits!
But... you know' it's like he's given up.
Other dads don't do that.
Wheels go round and everything.
Every time I hear a Liverpool fan stealing Raphinha Put down and piss off
£2.50 an hour. You can start now, if you like. Are you coming?
You could shoot yoursen.
Howdy, Boys! Lookin' Cool.
- He'll blow my cover. - Shut up!
- What do you want? - All right, Mand?
Make a bit of a...
Walter Stevenson. Stevenson, huh?
I thought I'd give it a go.
Dave and Lomps, up the wing.
- Got any of them mint chocolate jobs? - You're on a diet.
Where did you learn to be an ace sewer?
What do you mean, I can't see him? He's me son! I haven't been charged!
You'll be all right once you're on stage.
Jean, love!
- You want some money? - Yeah!
I've just been offered that job.
What's going on? I had to buy 20 barrels! I've had no word from you!
Times ten quid by a thousand, right? And you've got...
Gerald,
All right, kid?
- Feature. - Yeah.
You forget, Gerald, you're not our foreman now.
Yeah, it's your HT leads, I reckon.