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It's miles home! You know that!
Well, it's been a while, mind. And I've got this dodgy hip.
I'm a bloody marked man now.
- Gerald... - Aye, go on!
- It's top of the range. Real leather. - Yeah, but...
If you really want a raise, that's fine.
Bastard! That were mine, that job!
I weren't in Girl Guides for nowt!
About six months.
There were nowt on telly so I thought I'd give it a go.
- Go get snagged! - Get your knickers off!
I mean fresh start, you know.
would you think about it?
So, please avoid the area if possible.
'Ey up, lads. Bandits at six o'clock.
You never put it on for me, did you?
Oh, shut up! It's not funny. It's medical.
Tops off.
There's some right good players.
I can. I just need your signature. It says int' book.
Mixed classes.
Ta very much.
- Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!
Shut up, Dave. It's supposed to be a bloody funeral.
It's not my fault I can't fit through.
- Do I have to? - Good kid. On you go.
What the hell are you doing 'ere? Your mum'll go mad!
All right, Gerald? I didn't see you!
What do you mean, in what sense?
She's still got credit cards, you know.
Cam we do normal things sometimes?
I suppose there's nicking cars.
Look, shut up, will you? Watch.
"You Sexy Thing." One, Mo...
Dave, you won't tell anyone, will you?
Me jeans are bloody soaking!
All right, mate?
Oi, Nathe!
You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point.
Well, they're coming!
You can't do this, kid. It's your savings.
Not pissing about!
This... This is all wrong, this is.
You're bloody right it don't.
Gerald, for once, I'm dead serious. I need your help.
Work. Me. Everything.
I...
I think this bugger's sinking.
But this? No, no, no.
- This is a good area, this is. - Gaz... I dunno.
They're 20 quid each, them! That were your bloody maintenance!
Bastards!
Oh, fuck!
What's got into you?
What if it happens again?
I can even cope with the shame of everyone watching this.
Yeah, well a lot - a very lot.
Off! Off! Off!
Well, at least one bloke got a job out of this place being shut down.
Sorry?
Night.
Offside trap. One, two,
- Double-glazing salesmen. - Gardening. The Queen's speech.
Ask him!
This is normal! Isn't it, Dave?
Oh, cheers.
some fellas thought we'd make a bob or two taking us clothes off.