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We missed you.
Jackpot!
Wow.
Bye, guys.
Evan! Stop!
Here we come.
But, uh, I love the sound of vinyl.
Thanks.
so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend.
This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.
Evan.
Oh, monster confused!
This is you, Evan.
Shut the fuck up!
Not FaceTime.
Do you guys want to live in a box?
How long have you and your wife been together?
Are you ready!
And it'll be here in...
Um, but, uh...
Um, thank you so, so much.
What the hell are you doing?
I don't think he can talk.
Sorry, we're shooting a music video.
For tonight's contestant,
Fuck her.
I let you in,
Right now!
Call 911!
No, it's fine. We celebrated this morning.
And the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson!
Kiedy znowu spotykasz sie z karcześcianą
I cannot wait to see her exhibition.
Cheating "Evan-tually" gets you killed.
I was 29 and she was 20.
You're really into music.
Out.
I want cake for breakfast.
How far away from school
Like, being with one person your whole life,
You take that off.
Monkey, good boy.
Let's go.
I'm so fucking stupid!
Thanks.
No.
You're calling from 458...
thick, long hair.
Call me when you get there.
DADDY,PLEASEDOMYASS
-Come on, Evan. Join us. -Yeah, join the party.
My surgery!
It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect.
Great. Great. Great.
You know what?
I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes
Hold still.
Well, when you love someone...
Yeah, Mommy.
let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming,
You better hope the police get here before Karen does.
Evan?
I made a mistake.
It's time for the Family Feud!
-Oh, come on. -You're not having a party.
Can a cock answer an iPhone?
Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
We don't sleep.
-So sweet. -I'll trade you.
I'm Bernadette. I'm Uncle Evan's niece.
I don't own a gun.
-What's going on, Louis? -What's shakin'?
You have your phone?
Fuck me, Daddy!
-Cake! Cake! Cake! -Cake! Cake! Cake!
Fuck me daddy
What am I supposed to do?
Come in.
I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she?
Oh, I've never been.
Yeah, you are.
Yes.
Go home, Monkey.
Wrong answer.
Twenty years behind bars.