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Ah, no!
Feel pretty good, y'all, uh!
We need a plan. It's bigger than I thought. It's about a two-pounder.
I'm in God's country here. My signal's kind of weak.
So, anyway, you're an intelligent man.
Really, a month? That long?
You see, once a bear gets a taste for blood,
Inininininininin ththththththe head
And you're leaving in three days.
Bye. Goodbye.
Crazy, bloodthirsty as ever.
- How do you focus? - You don't focus.
And when you've finished doing that
Because you are blood. You're family.
Oh!
It attacked me.
See, I can't believe how dangerously old-fashioned your thinking is.
Okay, grab hold of my jacket.
You just put on your coat and hat
Help!
That would be something else, I'm telling you.
I did it!
Hey, I'm telling you, that baby was bred for packing.
All right. Have you got it?
It isn't $25,000. That's an awful lot of money.
Oh, honey!
Big Bear Chase me
Aunt Kate and Uncle Roman are incredible butt heads. Right?
Take it easy.
No, I wanna! I wanna!
yes beryl grillsial? what do you want? i want to sink the sifleet titanic.
I know. That's why I came up here.
No, not at all.
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?
Blow it out your ass! No one is blowing anything out anyones ass!
And if you or any member of your party orders the Old '96er and finishes,
Ssssssssixty six times
Look at the size of the maggots on that meat.
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Power's out!
Probably.
You're a louse!
Hey! Come back here! Son of a bitch!
That was a real good shot. That was really, really good.
That he trusts you with his financial well-being.
I'm gonna give you my ring.
Hold still!
Katie, you'll need to sit down to hear what I have to say.
Um, the bait shop?
All right? I'm walking, you're walking.
What time do you get off work tonight?
Do the Alligator
Normally, I'm not a mean person, but I'm a...
Oh, baloney!
It's just till he gets on his feet, honey.
Look for a big hole.
I just feel like a little kid. I feel a lot better.
That's the old city in your lungs.
Mmm. Huh?
I'm fine. A little nap. Ah, come on. Hey!
What's he saying?
Will the Vikings ever win the Superbowl?
“I’m way too tired to make your birthday party check”
Here comes the rope.
What if I blow it? What are we gonna do? We gotta get some help.
Wil the Vikings ever win the Superbowl?
Jesus! I am not touching leeches, Dad. No way.
They're 28 bucks a pop. Twenty-eight? Oh, my God.
Ugh.
Oh, God!
Cara? Mara?
Ow! Uh!
Damn! Come on.
Yeah, I guess so.
His hair turned white 'cause lightning hit him.
Well it ain’t it ain’t ain’t it ain’t raining
You and I coming up to the woods is like your father bringing you here.
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Just let him eat his candy bar.
Sun porch? Yeah.
I guess the medley of perch.
You see him running like hell for home, you head for cover.
They'll be telling their grandkids about this.
Personally, I'd rather see a 46-inch bust singing Burning Love.
Yeah, I guess so.
All right...
You drive safely.
was a pane of glass.
What we're having here is a little problem.
-
So I'm here to say that there actually is no bear
I never had one I'd call my girlfriend.
I mean, why can't they connect with me?
What would you call me?
There!