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you can get whatever you want?
She's not equipped to handle this,
Wh... whoa,
Trust me, it's an honor,
Since when are Beth and Carrie friends with Heather?
No-No-No, look-look, that-that's just...
Everybody knows how he can be, He is John Tucker,
She knocked her out,
Okay, stop,
Hot, buff, or capable of inciting an all-girl smackdown?
Yeah, I’m whipped
Oh, Well, before I say yes...
Yeah, Yeah, Thanks for the heads-up, babe,
what's-your-face,
No, I-I-I love him,
We figured if we'd hit stalking potential...
I'd get even,
Really? I'm so glad you feel that way,
''Go, Fight, Roar,''
Bingo,
- Hey, Kate, - Looking good, Kate,
A-And the whole arrangement was your idea...
I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader...
Um...
Um... Kate's boob cam,
Thanks,
Reality check, Kate:
He didn't fall for you,
I could let you know...
grab onto that gorgeous head of hair...
It's happened so many times that my mom's developed...
I'm not going to get hurt,
You know? I'm just ready to find...
It's about him,
she reads Dave Eggers,
So? You don't know anyone,
I love you, Now make me hate you!
Because it's our unspoken bond...
I mean, I think they're just...
Yeah, Maybe you should double up doses,
KATE: Because, eventually...
I don't have that,
- Come on,
and I'm not working this hard just so I can get some action,
You lock in on him...
'cause I'm going to take you out tonight,
Hi,
and ''Notions'' do not,
What about my feelings?
Okay, it's...... it's definitely dark,
Kate, I'm gone,
Hey, The other night didn't quite go like I'd hoped,
my other girlfriend,
Huh?
Shit,
Thank you, but I'm gonna have to pass,
Why don’t we stomp fight roar
Let's go,
I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules,
I guess...
on the other Tucker,
Shit, I spilled it! What do I do? What is this?
Yes,
This is why God invented Triple-A,
And it hurts me to hear you question it?
we should've just broken his heart,
Oh, my story,
...little...!
I don't want to risk anything by going too fast,
Big smile!
JOHN:Oh, no! Veal?
Now pout for me,John! Pout!
Thanks,
TEAMMATES
Tommy,
Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Naw, it's-it's cool,
-You...! - I'm sorry!
something in common,
Exactly,
It was sweet,
40 milliliters into that graduated cylinder,
Nice, Gilligan here just flooded the engine,
- Yeah, uh... - All right,
Your lips might just touch, but not yet,
Oh,just a little something extra from the girls at Kodiak,
Right, right, right, yeah, um, I guess,
you're beating the shit out of each other?!
I did,
Be careful; you're hot, I mean...
He started it, He's bein' mean,
I've been documenting our efforts,
I mean, y-you know how John Tucker can be,
I spoke toJohn Tucker,
Oh! That could ruin a date, huh?
with no attitude?
Holy Jama Lama
You know, pretending to like a guy,
because you're fired!
something deeper, more complex,
Still, I don't eat anything with a face,
Kate, right?
We definitely got to him,
I just call em all skip
like... intimate?
I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets,
I know!
Something we don't have to label,
Yes, I'm sure,
Rule #1 in warfare;
And still, every girl in school lines up...
Now make a wish,
get ahead of ourselves now, Skip,
John Tucker, you are going down,
then I'd be too tempted to kiss you,
Come on, you got to sell it!
and gold walks in and they go...
I got a little of that, too,
I wasn't ready for that,
If you're not againstJohn, you are not with us,
Kate, Kate, wait, Wait, wait,
Hey, I think I totally blew it with John,
I don't know,Just a guess,
Well, I'll-I'll talk to you later then,
John...
I'm kicking you out of the car right now,
Don't show any interest, Don't even look at him too much,