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(MICHAEL READING)
"Dwight K. Schrute."
You're going to suck it up. Here we go.
Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour.
Negotiations are all about controlling things,
Would you stop it, please?
Go ahead, ask me for a raise.
Really?
When Han Solo returns to the Death Star in the Millennium Falcon,
And listen, because of our, you know, situation,
Well, what am I supposed to do?
I mean, what I was thinking, right?
(MUMBLES)
Please. They hand these out to little kids.
I just need you to ask for it so I can record that you asked for it.
Get your own raise.
That's what I want. I can't give you that.
Thank you, Hunter.
Okay, it seems here that you ordered 12,000 reams of paper.
Roy goes down and Dwight's standing there like an action hero.
I am making it happen, Sergeant.
Sure. Great.
Okay. Bring it home now.
And all of a sudden, Jim pushed me out of the way
than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend.
You would have left me to fend for myself.
buy you a beer or lunch or something.
That sounds
Citizens do not accept thanks for being citizens
fun.
I'm sure you guys will find your way back to one another someday.
It sucked.
Yesh
I mean, we merged these two branches, right?
I accidentally cross-dressed.
so I think you should just bring Toby.
I heard some shouting, and I look over and Roy's by reception,
By leaning back and by whispering,
they put you in charge.
That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.
Declining to speak first
KELLY: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?