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Now, give it a rest.
What do you mean, Chuck?
What do you want? A blonde? A Puerto Rican?
You, don't talk like that.
Now, if you'd be so kind, l'd like you to kiss each other.
He... He knows about our partnership, and he's just here checking up on us,
Hey, butt out, Ron.
Good morning, Uncle Chuck.
-Come on. -You little tease.
You mean you only let me touch your boobs 'cause you thought l was gay?
l feel like you were grab-assing on me.
Loads of sex.
l hope you don't think we have any reason to doubt your situation, Mr Valentine,
This little kid fell in a swimming pool.
I handle with care.
-Oh, yeah. -Oh, l won't tell anyone.
Aren't you worried about where you'II spend eternity?
l just ran into Clint Fitzer out front. That big city investigator.
then we've got real trouble.
Good morning, Daddy.
Thing's a pain in my ass.
Nice. Nice. Big finish.
No, l'm gonna call him!
You'd think on such a nice day,
All right, all right, we'll get your baby.
You sound a little down. Where's Larry?
Yeah, we heard you.
Look at Larry, though.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
l wasn't roasting marshmallows.
l can't give you it back. But you know what? l got something better for you.
ls that doll for me?
You made a promise to me.
Uh-huh.
l can't believe l finally said it.
That would be Mr Calvin Klein.
well, from my experience, it's not very homosexual garbage.
They called me out of class,
Because you're gay.
lt's true, Eric. lf he don't sleep with me, then l gotta sleep with Dr. Honey.
Whoa, whoa. Hey, girls, look, come on.
Hey, man, l gotta lie to you!
So, l got a question. l know you know it's coming.
Bronsexuals be like...
My friend Karl here says you're an axe murderer. ls that true?
All right, relax, buddy, l'm here to help.
Partners.
Holy shit! l dropped the rat, dude.
would you say that there's a fair amount of passion in your relationship?
What the hell is so funny?
Hey, Duncan.
-Really? -Yes.
How do l turn Larry on?
Go ahead, tap away. Nice.
Does that help us out at all?
l actually believe they ended up doing some good.
-What was that? -What was that?
l am your commanding officer. l will not be addressed in that manner.
Hey, you know who you could trust? Your maid, Teresa.
Hey.
Hey, you weren't sleeping the whole time.
l do?
Thank you, Mr Auerbach, for that very nice trip down Wall Street.
Come on, come on. Let it go, guys.
They moved it.
You mind if l take a look at it?
Funny.
That was pretty freakin’ gay
We'll take two looms, by the way.
l'm flying!
Why do you ask? Were you keeping your partnership secret?
You did.
Sinatra tap-danced, come on.
Yeah, he didn't know nothing.
Hey, brother, that's my weed. Can l get that back?
That's my brother, Kevin.
We'll come up with something, all right?
z z
l'm sorry, but you did break the law.
Apple martini?
Yeah, we all lost a lot of friends on this job that we will never get back.
Hello?
You got a better chance of getting colonel sanders interested in a hamburger
Having two fathers?
then the department assigns a special investigator,
This is Glen Aldrich from the Penis... The Pension Department.
Whenever, whatever. That's the code.
Do you know where you are?
Hot Dog Salad Anyone? More like Bowl Of Shit
l didn't need to see that.
What?
Hundred doll hairs? That's a lot of doll hairs.
Well, not exactly challenged yet, but they're definitely sniffing around.
-Come and drive now, moron! -Hey, the wheel, man!
lt stinks like manure!
You throw one of us in jail, you gotta throw the whole lot of us in jail.
So, by trading in pre-refunded municipal bonds,
Hey, l'm sorry!
every aspect of your relationship.
Ha
Okay, you know, wrap up the circle thing. Come on.
Let it go, Darla.
Somewhere something is burning!
Up the stairs.
All of them.
You're the guys from the newspaper, right?
Paula, you know l love you.
That wasn't a foul.
-Hey, Chuckie. -Yeah?
You know what? Find Alex, say hello, and let's get the hell out of here.
l'm up here in my room!
l could bring that to the courtroom. You could be my lawyer.
We're cleaning the house, baby.
making sure we're not running a scam to collect illegal benefits.
-That's okay. No, l'm fine. No. -Come on. No?
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