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You help us and we help you cause it's a circle
.
l've been hit!
Okay.
That will be quite enough of that. That will be enough of that.
Why? What happened?
Hey, did you guys catch that Mets game last night?
Larry, Chuck's better half.
Thou shalt not lie with men!
Oh. Yeah, you know what? l'm sorry if that came off a little weird.
Gay. Very gay. Über gay.
l've got nothing to hide. Feel them.
which perfume are you gonna buy? disney tsum tsum.
You what?
When... When she died, l knew l'd never find another woman
haaaaaaaa
Mott with a clap back at check?
to make sure it's not a mistake.
You know what? Just go for it.
It’s a circle
Double-time!
Targeted?
We do. Are those wrinkle-free?
Why am l the woman? l don't get it.
And then the slap out of nowhere is good.
Everything with Paula's name on it gets tossed in a desk
to come out of his super-sized closet,
l'm Catholic. l don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
Hey, look who's here.
That’s right bobcat! You suck!
Are you gonna be bringing your significant other person thing?
Doug Henning. What the hell you think you're doing?
l hope you like yours.
Well, l won't take up any more of your time.
He burned off his eyebrows first day. Gone.
lt's important.
Hey, hey, did you start this fire by lighting one of your farts?
Okay, you know what? That's not a pillowcase.
Oh, yeah.
You're a monster!
Oh, God.
Yeah, it's just when l was his age, all l did was sports, you know?
They're just tapping on the glass.
You know what? l did find somebody new.
It’s a circle
So you've moved your relationship to the next level. How's it been going?
Will you be needing a room?
Don't let him shoot it!
He won't have to worry about being gay Because his ass will be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory
Anybody seen me with a crutch and a cracker?
We really pulled this one out of our asses.
Fear the queer!
You know, l love that you're a chubby chaser, by the way.
Tony! Nice signature.
Get married? You mean like faggots?
Would you please?
Your brother forgave me. Now, why can't you?
are my kids.
Oh, yeah. There's my lawyer.
Hey, homo, you see the moon balloons on that chick?
Seriously, l got some applesauce going on down there.
l love you!
l'd do anything for him.
Hurry!
including four Canadian strippers the morning of your ''marriage.''
lt's so liberating.
Fitzer came by today, and Tori told him about
! !
Oh, yeah, let him know you're there, know what l mean?
My leg.
Faggots Faggots
You're a fIamer, is what you are.
You are a lousy best friend and a shitty husband!
Oh, yeah! Very Jewish!
Fine, go.
l Do, l Do Love Clay Aiken.
Would that get me in the sack with you?
Okay, Steve, what's going on? l signed up to coach three months ago.
-Bye-bye. -Take care.
Hey, fellas!
You don't... You don't have any other questions for us or...
l'll split a Vicodin with you. We'll have some fun.
l'm sure you would.
Love the moon balloons. Shake them! Shake them!
She was just cleaning it. She was... Great job, Teresa.
You know what l'm gonna do? l'm gonna go with a tux like Liza Minnelli.
-Really? -Q-tips, get Q-tips.
ls a foot rub.
Oh, l'm not gay, if that's what you mean.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, how are the kids doing?
You were married to a woman, right?
to work next to big strong heroes like you guys.
All right, l'll give you 1,000 bucks you eat this thing's head.
l'm not an animal. l am a whore.
You don't act like my freaking husband, you act like my boss.
Alex, we're gay, okay?
Looks like he took my advice and moved on.
-Really? -Oh, yeah.
Sorry commish, your cool Mott sucks. That’s it
Hear the bell, gentlemen? Let's go! Time to make a living!
l gotta.
Eric, are those the cleats l just bought you?
Well, gentlemen, that was quite a hearing.
Levine, Valentine, can we finish this secondary search
not to mention every flaming fruit bat south of Poughkeepsie
Ever since you forced me to marry you,
I can do anything better than you
Now, don't fight, you two. You're sisters.
You dare us to?
-Captain! -You don't have to do this. Please.
This is what these guys do on a Saturday night?
Sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you
Wow, that's a gay bracelet.
We're all with you, Larry!
Oh, what do you know? l got it right here.
You know? lt's not like a rectangle.
l'll do that again.
-lt's awesome. -My man Eric?
For the record, the word ''faggot,'' that's a bad word.
Yeah. Yeah. See? Yeah. Roll over.
No, no, no. This is an experiment. Seriously.
There's my lawyer.
Religious.
Yes, I can, yes, I can
it could be the best body l've ever seen in my life.
Hey, get your foot off that side of the bed.
Real smooth, again.
Hey.
-Awesome. Awesome! -Please.
Larry, he's a great guy, but l gotta be honest with you, our marriage is...
l drove them to the airport.
Fitzer would actually think that, l don't know, you like me.
you go beyond extraordinary lengths to help out.
Shall we cue the violins?
Faggot.
But interestingly enough, Excellency,
Oh, okay. Thanks, Ron.
That's normal.
Again?
from Mayor Dinkins, Mayor Koch and, of course, the great Mayor Giuliani.
Fabulicious! l'll get my music!
fuuuuuuuuuck hahahahaha
Thanks to you, l gotta lie to everybody!
-Okay. Beautiful. -Okay.
And you're Count Suckula with a straw in your beer.