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Triangle has, like, a corner in the ends.
l know it's not, but it's fun to know.
Mama!
May, me, my, mo, mo me, my, mo, may
We gotta make this place more gay.
take this guy over here to be your lawfully wedded partner?
How about if l put Paula's pyjamas on?
Dunn back, and it's out of here!
What's going on is you saved my life, man.
be they heterosexual, homosexual, asexual, bisexual, trisexual, quadrisexual,
You’re an abomination!
Four floors fully involved.
Woah, woah, woah
Man on man. Loving every minute of it.
Brownies are ready.
We met back in the fire academy in 1987.
Why not?
me and Larry make out like we were gonna.
-Gay. What else? Gay. -Here we go. Look at this.
yes beryl pinderette? what do you want? i want to do some donfastering in duncraig.
l'm up here!
You don't want to marry the town whore. Believe me, you're better than that.
Well, then, by the power vested in me
That's right, fellas, l'm gay.
-No! -...and he comes running.
Oh, God.
-My baby Bernie! Please! -Calm down, calm down.
Am l in a Mötley Crüe video? 'Cause you're hot.
Just for the record, l thought this was a man when l was with her.
Well, he's an apple.
Until l received this.
Let's party. Wow.
All right, you can go. Oh, God.
You want me to grab those? See if they're real again?
unannounced over the next three or four months.
Great Rear Endings.
it has absolutely nothing to do with who we are as people.
Hey, it's okay, sweetheart.
See
And I’d be happy to come in through the back door.
She's playing soccer, scoring goals.
You’re just jealous cause I can do the splits
Just gets me every time. l don't know.
But to me, it's, like, ew.
What do we got here? Wedding Balls.
l did not!
Look, all l'm trying to do is change my beneficiary from my wife to my kids.
and preventing what looked like to be an inevitable killing spree.
My underwear's just riding up my core.
-l gotta ask you something. l mean... -What's up?
-Because it's a circle. -CHUCK: Yeah, we heard about the circle.
He's like a... He's like an infection, too.
He smell like a dead water buffalo.
-Chuck! -Shoot it, man!
l swear to God, l feel like l'm the only one who's trying to make this thing work!
One, you plead guilty to falsifying a government form.
Now, in a lie, it's like a circle.
Mr Levine?
-Dr. Honey. -Dr. Honey.
Oh, thank you.
because your asses'll be busier than a test bench in a plunger factory.
Hey, l'm a 10. l'm a 10.
Unless that's too freaky for Darla over here.
-What? -l'm kidding you.
I need some new shoes, new underwear.
He's mine, though, so...
So my assistant says that your domestic partnership
Bad choice of words, there, Larry. Bad choice of words.
Lawrence.
Okay.
Hey! Don't go, bitch!
Now l'm gonna go Charlie Chaplin on your ass!
No, he...
We are here to save you from eternaI damnation!
Oh, maybe Tori would like to try it.
You're not my type. Sorry.
l've got the Pension Department pissing up my chimney,
Me, too.
-Bernie! -We'll get your baby.
and just get started. Mr Fitzer.
Don't you dare touch her PJs.
Yeah. Not Ultimate Fighting kind of smacking.
How did you... How did you find out that that we were...
Yeah, l've never had that, really had that, with anybody before. l just...
And l'd be happy to come in through the back door.
l'm sorry!
Yeah, it is hilarious.
z z
Come on, kids, fix me breakfast!
According to our records, we did contact you when your wife passed away.
l mean, these people needed to be made an example of.
Free Chuck and Larry! Free Chuck and Larry!
Paper faggots?
l mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviously.
lt's not like a triangle.
-Put it in there. -Okay.
Who's pitching and who's catching?
Where are we gonna do this, sweetheart?
Okay. Bye.
No, in here you're the big mouth who got us locked up.
Oh, wow.
making small talk, you know?
Bottlenose dolphins.
Hey, Tony, give me your soap.
Yeah, yeah, that's what l'm talking about! Gay love!
There we are, Bolognese.
l'm trying to get Eric interested in baseball.
Girl's day!
-What? -Separate shifts?
-So Chuck! -l know.
Which one's your husband? You point him out.
and that's when l boarded the dude train.
And you, if my pencil sharpener had a skirt, l'd have to hide it.
Hey, man. Looks like a powdered doughnut.
l just have to say that as a fellow gay fireman...
YUCKY.
Enough with the splits! Watch baseball!
These two guys right here talking about doing something pretty serious.
l know, let me chop him up. We'll take him down in pieces.
Maybe they'll make skipping an Olympic event. There's still hope.
Delivered with care
Hey.
We're busted, dude, we're busted.
by the Commonwealth of Canada and the Province of Ontario,
All right, we're gonna have sex now.
Yeah, yeah, that's why l was doing it.
Tori. Hey, guys, come on in.
For your information, the accepted vernacular is ''gay.''
and gay to think of that kind of...
Oh, look at that. Fire.
Don't even give me that, Mr l'm Taking My Mom To A Movie.
Like a circle pin pin’
Yeah, no one's gonna find out about us, l thought.
lf she survived the birthing process, nothing's gonna take her down.
Yeah, it's gonna be a blast.
All right, maybe if we strap a rocket ship on this guy, we'll get him out of here.
I HANDLE WITH CARE
LARRY: l'm quitting the department.
Hey, may l help you?
And l caught the bouquet! ln my mouth. l liked it.
where you won't have to pretend to be gay,