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Sorry, I don’t speak Bobanese
that was out of the ordinary or...
And they have tears just streaming down their faces.
l pissed without spraying in all three urinals at once,
And a Russian split!
-Pick him up. -l got him. l got him.
Okay.
l just want to find out how much trouble we're in here.
Did you hear that? lt's fabulicious!
Oh, my God, it's Homopalooza.
Now, the rings are a symbol of eternity,
That's right, Fitzer, you suck!
-l seen that. -Stop.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just for the record, though,
l don't think l have any other choice.
What the heck?
You're gorgeous, and you're smart, you're passionate, funny.
You're just jealous 'cause an AI likes me
Sweetheart, go to your room, please. Go to your room, okay?
Yeah.
Well?
Let me hear that voice!
Beluga Whales.
Bandages.
This one is a circle.
l know plenty of chicks who could use the cash.
Look, man, you're the only person l can trust.
Larry Valentine.
-Home visit? -Yeah.
Okay, right on. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, we'll give you a buzz.
-Maybe he should look at it. See. -Stop it, Chuck!
Sinners and fornicators! We are not here in anger!
That's it.
l'm afraid l have to agree. We seem to have gone
You have to go. l'm sorry.
Oh, get me out of here! Bring me to a deli!
Chuck, Larry,
to keep the peace.
No, no guy. No.
And your garbage, Mr Valentine,
idk
No, no, no, sweetheart. No, it's for me.
Councilman Banks, my clients have been more than accommodating.
Yeah, Tony!
She steals!
Why can't you have fun with me? We always used to have fun. l just...
lf l'm living here, l'm cooking.
l'll be fine.
Both companies, first due, phone aIarm. Prospect PIace...
Come on, bud.
Whoa, man!
l handle with care.
Here, use the cane. Use it! Use it!
The students of FIES say..
Oh, yes, yes, yes, girl!
Kevin's having fun.
because in a ring there's no beginning, there is no end
You want my soap, Renaldo? Right here.
-Oh, hey. -Yeah.
Hahaha
You're kidding me. You still keep her PJs?
You're gonna go to the men's room? Here?
lt scared me, too, Larry.
Anybody here?
Seems the guys in the company took a meeting.
lt was a Glen somebody.
The toilet was thankful.
-All right, that's it, my man. -What's that, you son of a bitch?
You're smothering me, man! l can't freaking breathe!
You know, funny thing, you put these moving boxes out for recycling
Guys, could you at least call another fire department?
CHUCK KEEP BUTTERING MY BISQUIT
You're beautifuI
l could go home right now if l wanted to.
And l believe l hear the sound of two felons going to jail
What l'm talking about is no more involved than co-signing a loan or joining a gym.
-l think ewwy's a nice word. -LARRY: Shut up.
l just like them chubby. That's my thing.
But since you guys are telling the truth, then l'm sure you'll be fine.
You ready? l'm a fireman, man! l ain't afraid of nothing!
Queers!
Hey!
Please don't feel obligated to answer that. lt's none of our business.
l'm only staying here because your Uncle Chuck, he's afraid to sleep alone.
Specific orders, girls.
You asshole! Go back to Jersey! You can go back to Jersey!
Right. l also caught a bit of what you said pertaining to me.
No, Daddy. He's with that smoking hot lawyer lady
l mean, these bracelets here... lt says, ''Friends forever.''
He broke his leg.
Anyhooser, beneficiaries can only be changed for three events.
-That's so cool. -You're so cool.
They said there's nothing they could do.
Like it rough.
You mean like faggots?
Turn it around, and a flip, flip, flip, flippety-flip and a skip.
Chuck! Come on, man.
No, no, no. Feeling them's enough.
lt's demeaning to us.
l'll take that rat.
Well, it's wet.
Now we have vaginas? Put it back.
How do we know no one's gonna find out about this?
Okay.
Then you had to go all Knute Rockne on us.
You got a better chance of getting colonel sanders interested in a hamburger.
l was faking it.
Try it on you? Yeah, yeah.
And you're married. And you're my client.
-You're getting a breast reduction. -No, shut up.
I make drop-offs.
This guy'll be able to tell us.
Coming out the same way. Let's go.
Nothing.
And of course, l'm hanging out with one who's both.
Do that again.
No, l'm not gay. This is Larry's daughter, Tori.
How you doing?
Oh, l don't know.
ls it the way l walk? What is it?
Yeah, just a little bit like, you know.
l mean, l...
l'll miss you.
Our Pension Department.
Okay. What size? Five times XL?
my friend Larry here had to create this lie.
Religious is more expensive. We have to hire a clergyman.
Your dad's gay and so are you.
All right, do me a favour. Just picture this, please. All right?
l'll stick this pole up your ass, turn you into a lollipop.
Tori?
Yeah. Yeah, well, l'm glad. l'm glad we helped you out,
Of course l'm sleeping in the same bed as you.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
but the sad truth is some people have used homosexual lifestyles
You got a better chance getting Colonel Sanders interested
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, what are we doing?
Evidence for our future children,
Do you, Kevin ''Butterfly'' McDonough,
Roaches.
l think they are. They look great!
What was that, Japanese?
Chuck was the first one there.
Councilman Banks. Councilman.
That's pretty funny. Did your moustache come up with that?
I’m sorry I don’t speak Gayanese