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No, no. lt's just Paula always wanted to go to Niagara Falls,
after you'd already been living together for so long.
Oh, that's just one zip away.
And most importantly,
Are you kidding me? Look at you.
No. Why?
Ewwy Eeewwy
Slurp my what?
And the Mets now have a six to two Iead.
So that's it?
l'm not gonna leave you. You hear me?
ls he starting Little League yet?
This one is a big circle of...
l haven't taken this thing off since we made them that day. You?
The wires are all in place, and they have tapped all of our phones.
lt's fine. So am l gonna see you there?
l just have one more question to ask,
I didn't stand for it! That's so unbelievable! No! Absolutely not.
What l'm gonna tell you is pretty rough.
To see if they're breathing.
Good morning, Teresa.
l will. l just gotta go save the city first.
Do you have 2 jobs?
Come forward. That's right.
Coming out gay?
ls last train for 15 minutes.
Don't let him sleep on top of me again, Larry.
Hey, you know what, Steve? You're really starting to piss me off.
-Just light and sexual and fun. -Sorry.
A chubby what-what?
No, it's all good. lt's all gay all the way.
l mean, that was pretty freaking gay of Chuck, huh?
Great morning.
No, no, no, we're not good.
Nice pass. Here we go. Ball.
For someone who would like something like this, this is...
Oh, God, it feels so good.
Come on, gay. Gay it up.
One of these days you gotta get a real wife,
But l'll give you key.
And, Mr Levine, please address me as ''Doctor.''
Well, Bensley got five years and his gay friend got three.
because you would never do half the freaky stuff that we did!
And Larry stayed with me all that night.
for genuinely demonstrating a domestic partnership
Yeah. Domestic partnership.
You hear that? l'm a 10!
Sweetie, what's the matter? Come here. lt's okay.
Doctora linda ven desquitemonos con un clavado en mi cama
For what?
That guy is an infection, but don't you worry about it,
Bronsexuals be like... °
we can offer our clients triple tax-exempt returns.
lt would be like the prom king fooling around with a tuba player.
Do you remember the first time you said it?
Snazzy!
You're beautifuI
Did you die?
Oh, poor Charlie.
but l'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.
You mean who's the chick and who's the guy and that kind of thing?
Yeah, l knew about it.
to a domestic partnership filing in the insurance log,
See, that's the way it works with us firemen, sir.
lt stings a little when you poke fun of my weight.
You and me Me and you
Faggots.
You mean to look...
l can't dance for shit. Can you?
This thing's gonna break, man. Get the hell out of here!
Okay, guys, so what is new?
Ewwy!
and the community has figured out a way for you all to help.
What are you, six years old?
That's how l always get down, 'cause it's just faster. You know. Steps.
Lawrence Valentine, l presume?
Yeah, that's good.
They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body,
Gentlemen, l have a very simple philosophy.
No, no, no. Renaldo, you're just not my type.
April 26th. Taurus.
you're so goddamn controlling.
Like a crazy person, l was busy mourning the death of my wife.
No! No!
Oh, thanks.
l don't even know if l know what l'm doing.
l'd say my sweet, sensitive eyes, like that of a kitten.
Larry VALENTINE
l would be just so all over you.
Chuck! Chuck! l need to talk to you!
-Larry! -Chuck!
All right.
Your tush looks like it's made of muscle,
Can you walk at all?
Okay, we get it.
Besides Larry's. But yours...
And that's all that counts to me is what Larry thinks.
but in the name of science, if you need me to hold
Oh, yeah, that was worse. All right. Good, good, good. Okay.
Yeah. You wanna throw him in the garbage?
Told you.
Great. How?
Oh, yeah.
-l was feeling... -Oh, no, no, no.
your obsession with our hot-ass lawyer.
No, no, no. lt was like that when l got here.
We love your pants, by the way. Very nice.
-Heads up! -Chuck.
l'm a fireman. l could die tomorrow.
There is... ...a difference boys
Hey, what makes you think that you have the right to dictate
No. l have sub-train.
Can l see some identification, please?
or gay or straight, or hard or soft. lt's...
All right.
The gayest. And the mother ship.
Do you have the rings?
Alex, know what it is? We've been through this before.
Mr Valentine? You said you're a fireman.
Do you have two jobs?
All right, Mr February,
Really. Seriously.
You're just jealous 'cause gay guys like me.
Go!
The worst day we ever had on the job?
Yes, we're... We're...
No, no, l meant food. Are you hungry?