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Me with speach to text
-We gotta hurry up here. Let's go. -All right, all right.
Get in the circle right now!
That's true. l did have sexual relationships with them girls,
l believe in marriage. l believe in what it represents.
l just wanted to thank you again for what you did at the fundraiser.
l don't have two fathers.
in response to this pension problem, you are not taking me down with you.
so they can see what a beautiful chapel this is.
Come on, l promise you.
Oh, yeah, that was no big deal.
Look, all we gotta do is just forward your mail to my house for a while.
They lied on a government form and they swore it was true,
Let them know.
You show up here in your...
Roaches are so ewwy.
l'm sure.
Hey, Chuckie, l gotta be honest with you.
-Oh, hey, man. -What's up, man?
Any questions?
Bird on Apply directly to the birds
-You want to get him nuts? -Yeah? Smacked around?
Hey, you are soaked. Do you want to borrow a sweatshirt or something?
Yes.
Larry.
Yes.
Two, you are celebrities in the gay community now.
Well, he likes it when l rub his big, hairy earlobe.
l guess his money wasn't too gay to bail you out
He pulled him out.
Faggots.
Yes!
Whatever, whenever.
l'm so sorry. Please, please, please go.
Somebody left the seat up.
Telling everybody what?
You betrayed me, Larry.
So? What's it gonna be?
and perhaps more fulfilling to speed things up.
You got Cinemax in here?
That way you'll be the one responsible for Eric and Tori.
l'm sorry? What did you call me?
Stop it, man.
What's that?
Hell, yeah!
He is?
Ohhh yeah! Bobcat my man! All day!!
Let's go crazy.
On a scale to 100.
-Here's the info. -Hell, yeah.
Show off.
Hey, what the hell you doing going through our garbage?
Hold him down, and l will...
Let me... Just asking was there anything that you saw
No, no! The lady in there.
l hope Fitzer sees that.
l'm gonna have to pass.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Domestic partnership.
l'm never gonna leave you.
Well, you have very sweet and sensitive eyes, too.
Get some Streisand shit or something. Just walk away, man.
That was the worst.
She steals? Why don't you fire her?
lt's going to be a long day, so let's dispense with the preliminaries
Get married?
Yeah, Balls And Wieners All The Way. Right Here."
you've inspired me to want to find my soul mate.
How are they tapping on my window if they're in Bangladesh?
Just for a little bit, okay? Until his apartment is fixed.
Chuck. That's me.
-How are you? -How you doing? Oh, my leg hurts.
Yeah.
-That's a joke! -He thought it was me!
l need some help out of here. All right, Chuck's doing all right.
No, it's all good. It’s all gay all the way.
Huh? Huh?
Our next parent is Larry Valentine, Tori's father.
No! l can't see you.
l had never heard that one.
-What? -And you're gonna listen to these idiots?
This is his jam! lt is his jam.
l think it is. l think it is.
Well, first off,
And Mike Marzella is Bigfoot!
Going in alive.
Bring the funk.
or whatever the guys call them nowadays, l'll do it.
l mean, is that the type of guy you've always been attracted to?
She said....
Truth hurts.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're a fireman?
Gay. Civil or religious?
and you're looking for my kids, but they're not there.
Chuck. What's going on, man?
l'll be there.
Hey, Sinatra sang a lot.
There's a microphone in the cake!
l guess if that happened, you would be burned.
-Captain... -Shut up.
there's an information sharing system that notifies us of the adjustment
Hey, don't you look at that!
-We'll tell him the truth. -lx-nay on the uth-tray!
Molest him! No, l'm just kidding. l'm kidding you, Nootz. l'm kidding.
I'm not an animal. I'm a whore.
We don't want to lose two more because we were being thickheaded.
You said, ''SchmaIenpime. '' Is that right?
Three corners.
Come on, come on. Come on.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Hmmm ???
l'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you?
lt's real.
Nothing but net.
Hey, who's this guy?
Listen, just so you know,
Is it true?
That's nice. You gay, her father. lt's nice.
This is so wrong!
My, husband? Yes, of course.
-...for all eternity. -Okay.
-l love it. -You do?
Why? What did he do?
You see, if my report says l thought something was out of the ordinary,
l was talking to somebody else.
Let's see here.
Why don't you just drive the car?
At this time, we'd like to interview you individually.
-Nice seeing you. -Take care.
-Sex now. -Here we go!
Who's that?
Work! That's right, it's become work! This relationship is work!
Well, you better have cuffs for three,
Hey, it's Salisbury steak, Emeril. lt's supposed to be black.
-Have a good day. -See you later.
Girls day!
Give each other a kiss and make up.
Whoa, nice pad.
Any second, man. Glad to be here.
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Lol your just jealous because gay guys like me.
-That's what l thought you said, buddy. -Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, it's a spot of his.
Gay?
as a cover to reap illegal benefits.
in a hamburger, buddy.
Let's get in here.