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explore your other feelings, there's no extra postage.
You're at my funeral
if you all do hard work pauline cowie'll buy you all a drink. yes i will so hop to it!
ls it working?
-Are you okay? -No, yeah, no, l'm fine.
Remind me never to go skinny-dipping with the bottlenose dolphins.
l haven't walked in five years!
Look, l know it's a little bit last-minute, but...
before your little act gets busted. Until then, you're on separate shifts.
l don't think so.
Larry.
You're BeautifuI by James Blunt. And people think l'm the woman.
The guy got stuck upside-down, so his ass is still hanging out for you.
Just 'cause you're gay doesn't mean that you're horny for every guy you meet.
BOGO Screamin’ Sicilian Pizzas at Kroger Hellll Yeah!
That's what you said about hopscotch.
Larry Valentine.
Mo, me, my, mo, may
Larry's forgiven me for that.
May, me, my, mo, mo
Now, it's not my style to get involved in the personal lives of my firemen.
Get down here now! l'll give you an ass-beating!
You have to look me in the eyes and tell me that you are gay
Make yourself comfortable.
Okay, that's all, thank you.
Hey, Chuck, come on in here a minute.
How long is Uncle Chuck staying?
Oh, my God. All right, let's do this.
l mean, gays and lesbians have not been fighting for these rights for 40 years
''That's when Sadie said,
That's Paula. She's my late wife.
GIRLS DAY!!
The system may be flawed at times, Mr Feb-blueberry.
Yeah.
Girls rule and boys drool.
Hell Yeah
Your house is like a freaking shrine to Paula!
'Cause this queer don't take shit from nobody. Let's go, then.
Okay, Eric? That's enough.
And we have every right to be queer!
Yeah.
Open it up.
Species that sometimes mate with the same sex.
That was funny.
What a delicious-looking cake!
That is a nice song.
All right. Hey, hey, hey.
l think your witness piss himself.
Just like Will and Grace.
Holy Shamu.
Cause its a circle
Look at this.
Great to be back, Captain.
that really might help get these guys off your back.
when you gambled away your mortgage payment on college football?
Calm down.
Yeah. Yeah, he likes that.
Very masculine. Very solid fruit.
Jeez, Larry. What?
And l'm marrying him today.
She would want you to move on with your life,
But, sweetheart, it's our honeymoon.
-Oh, God. -You won't know l'm here, okay?
Get out of here.
l mean, l work out, l tweeze my unibrow.
No, Renaldo's cousin's got an Acura dealership down in Trenton.
Larry.
That's right.
Yes.
And who might you be, sir?
September 9th. Virgo.
Oh, l called you a faggot.
You shut your mouth, you fat-ass!
-Will you at least wear a yarmulke? -Yeah, okay, sure.
What we got?
l'm gay.
Ron
with two conditions.
For romantic time together.
I’m just saying if you ever want to
My whole life l've been living a lie.
That dude was pretty good. Yeah!
Teresa brought in the mail.
Calm down. Relax. Finish your wine.
your bodacious Bahama mamas,
-l'll call you! -l'll call you!
l dizoo.
Oh, once it's out on the street ready for pickup, it's public property.
That's all right, man.
Baton swallowing. l bet he'd be great at that.
Unlike some people around here, who only help themselves.
Maxi Pads.
-l only do it 'cause you do it. -l know, but l work hard...
Okay.
Honey, how's my buddy doing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no... Just...
Hey, it doesn't matter. l don't have any extra cash.
Don't go anywhere without him.
-Whatever it takes. -Yeah.
He knew it was coming, but...
Just 16?
-Turn around, Chuck. Grab the back. -Okay. All right.
Am l not good-looking enough for you or some shit?
Yeah, it's supposed to.
Chuck.
Now, personally, l think it's just a matter of time
Who do you think is the chick out of us two?
l love you, l love you, l love you!
to be made a mockery of.
Yes!
Oh, God. We got different lives.
Okay, thank you.
Ladder 223, roof. Secondary search negative.
Yeah, they're real.
Okay.
Come on.
Hey! For the record, every time l laughed at one of your jokes,
And to ask for a display of intimacy in the middle of a crowded room
lt's like ''kike'' for me.
Remind me to never go skinny-dipping with a bottle-nose dolphin
Oh, my God.
What's doing, guys?
You guys have a problem with that?
You whore!
-Chuck, you got the keys. Use them. -You got it, Chief.
Oh! l'm sorry.
Oh, they're thirsty.
Get married.
-What? -A loom?
Hey, language!
No.
Please! My son is up there!
-That's okay. -Yeah.
Would you help me tell my parents?
And we are married.