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My husband. What the fuck was I thinking?
We merely expressed our absolute distaste for a sequel
Well, you're teaching us something really important.
I'm sorry. Sorry about that.
Oh, man, you can't quit now.
You know, it's like...
Hey, it's Mr. M. Hi!
You almost had your hooks in me
But totally not disappointed.
...and so fabulously funny in Adventures in Babysitting,
Excuse me, I'm sorry to be so forward,
Channel 5 is coming.
Very sad.
Yeah, and did you see my dressing room?
Splash you with my hot-buttered love spackle
Anyone tell what kind of animal Rand is?
Who?
Now we do the right deeds We go to church and such
God, I almost believe you.
Fuck!
But, you're doing this at school with the kids, right?
Someone saved, someone saved Someone saved my life tonight
What a colorful expression!
Raped in the face
Morning, Dana.
Jesus.
That doesn't make you a man, you piece of shit!
You got my cell number? Yeah.
That's truth. Because I lack talent.
Well, can you give us an update?
Or maybe the wrong medication
and look how much work it takes,
Artistic integrity!
Oh, is that what you were doing?
Hey, we got the TVs.
I've been going to a shrink five days a week
When I think of those East End lights
I was an extra in an Al Jazeera TV movie.
No, man. I don't think so.
No.
Yes.
Hey, Mr. M. New York's pretty cool.
Not to mention the quality of the writing, which is quite low.
I heard that, man.
Moralistically, he taught us to be good
I'll get everyone a snack.
It's such a downer! I mean, if Hamlet had had just a little bit of therapy,
It doesn't matter.
Jesus H. Christ!
Coming.
Wow. Where were you when I was seven?
There's also orange.
Two is how many times I've been married and divorced.
Okay, I'll just piss on your pretty little gym shoes.
And butterflies are free to fly
Hey, the reviews are in.
I liked you better when you were an uptight racist bitch.
Marschz?
Mr. Marschz,
It's like my father got reincarnated
Goddamn gravel! The bane of my existence!
and all the seniors are gonna be like security
Excuse me! Excuse me, but they're off-book,
Could we talk more?
Because no matter where you go,
Mr. M, are you okay?
If you are moved by tonight's work,
Gary, let's go.
Mr. M!
That was a sink.
You'll be much happier without me.
You're a liar, everybody has rain gutters!
Wow, there's a great energy in here.
$8.40.
Yeah, yo.
Okay, gang.
I should have said something.
wants a piece of your genius ass now.
The football team, the wrestling team
Jesus, come on.
Oh, my God!
Everybody deserves a second chance!
Yeah, I'm gonna run myself a big Arthur - style bath with bubbles.
You really will be better off without me.
We're packed, we're leaving.
I can't get pregnant.
Mr. Marschza? It's Marschz.
to play any and all musical instruments.
That's cool.
Another gem of an insight from Gary.
Then what is it?
so was poor, dear Dana Marschz.
No. Why?
My dad finds out what I've been up to, he's gonna crucify me.
I say funny stuff.
I hate you, you stupid, fat fucker!