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I'll point out her name's Yvette, and that she's a vet.
This brings us to the final item
There you go.. all cozy wozy!
It's OK. I sleep with my dog, too.
- That sounds so romantic. - Give it a rest!
Because my boyfriend's off playing choo-choo with some weirdo?
I can't answer that without collecting additional data.
Not always. A box fell on my head at UPS six years ago.
He wanted me to say that he misses... Why am I doing this?
Oh, my.
Well, an evening looking at the stars, that's still kind of romantic.
Don't be surprised if you find five chocolates missing
Get out of town.
Flowers and chocolates?
See? It's not just Sheldon. They're all idiots.
It was a while.
- How long should we stay? - I don't know. I'm kind of hungry.
- You blinked. I win. - Sheldon...
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
No, hang on. Hang on. Are all those things equal to you?
- See? I can't do it. - I don't have plans,
I get it.
Maybe, but you also think nine minutes isn't a while,
- who will actually enjoy it. - Ohh!