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Don't worry, pal. I'll helpyou win.
Well, they all have Philip's sales number on 'em.
that I am putting my reputation, and your life, in his hands.
Things that are getting fat.
The finger pyramid of Evil contemplation.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Things you peel! Aha!
- I, uh- - Please!
It doesn't say I have to give a crap about what it looks like.
- Now she can parkwherever she wants. - Your boss was pretty steamed.
What am i missing? An elevated blood alcohol content.
Workin' on it.
but I "shuzzed" it up with a white belt.
- Show her the newyou. - But, Roger, you promised to help me pick out sofa fabrics.
You're thinking about doughnuts, now?
Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies.
The finger pyramid of Evil contemplation.
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Made me call him Uncle Bad Touch
you have a whole new appreciation for how tough it is to be me.
"Blue Morning," or "Golden Wood."
Don't you die on me, you bastard! You've never given up on anything!
- What the hell areyou doing here? - You're pretty mad at me.
you know what the French call an "orgasm"?
The trip to Hawaii goes to our number-one salesperson, Philip!
- Because cops love doughnuts! - You are not making any sense!
Bye-bye! Seeyou soon!
so I'll get some... sugar.
Little busy here! S.U.V., S.U.V., S.U.V.
I'm part of a workplace ensemble. I bet he's the sarcastic guy...
- but I loveyou guys! - Oh, Stan!
but at least he never ruined my life!