HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
They find it erotic when they eat each other.
Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you.
Look. See that red spot?
♪ Do the things ♪
You Ungrateful He-Bitch.
I love this place.
Hey. Hang in there.
You know what her problem is? Friends like you.
and twisted it on the end, it'd look like a kickstand.
♪ Lift me up ♪
You don't like my hair, do you?
Tall Tina- Dats a yuge-itch!! Rainey Azh be like
♪ Call me, call me ♪
said good-bye to that donkey...
- We had to go to a Filipino bakery to get it. - You didn't.
Don't worry. He never gets all the way through.
.
"Vohrest der Statue of Liberty?"
I've got a thin dick!
- No. - Kind of celebrating tonight.
What?
- I'm sorry? - You ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
Oh. Oh, okay.
Anyway, it doesn't matter to me anymore. I'm quitting.
♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪
- I've got a thin dick! - Can you keep it down?
Wtf
Ohh.
What the hell are you doing?
Ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
♪ Call me ♪
Deucey, you the best he-bitch in my man-stable.
- What? - Oh, nothing.
My last couple of dates have been horrible.
Sit down.
Now boarding at gate 53.
their weight, their giant feet,
Hey, Deuce, it's Antoine.
♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo woo, woo, woo, woo, woo ♪
♪
♪ Wrap around me twice ♪
That's a huge bitch!
Deuce taught me to be comfortable with who I am.
Let me slip on a few of these babies.
Looks like you pulled it off, kid.
You're not curious Just to try something new?
Okay, which pie has the most sugar?
I like sex,
Those knickknacks are bunch of high-priced babies!
Once you try it for the first time, you're pretty happy with the results.
My man would stick his dick in a he-monkey.
- Man-whoring? - Stock market.
♪ I can't let you go ♪
Oh, yes. Ohh!
- ♪ - What about the cop?
♪ And now it all seems a light year away ♪
♪ Get down, get down get down, get down ♪
♪ Call me, ohhh-ohh ♪
♪ I'm not in love ♪
Oh, and he also got me walkin' again.
Simon, you the best he-bitch in my man-stable.
You're saying your wife cheated on you because your penis is too small?
Yes, but only if you come out of there.
Rainey Azh
T.J., I really like this girl.
It has killed a king...
Me thinking of those options
And... I'd like to get really serious with her.
Anyway, I got you off the hook.
That's a huge baby!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! -
Oh, he knew.
Ah, oui.
No, seriously, where's my ten dollars?
♪ Color me your color, darling ♪
Mikaela & her student loans Vs. Nick at his new job
.
OH Baby!
♪ Make a little love Get down tonight ♪
Bolli brought a friend ?!
Five hundred, now!
Love it
Did you say steak?
Do the initials T and J mean anything to you?