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♪ Gonna finally pee Without somebody calling for me ♪
♪ Yeah, that might be weird for him ♪
- How come? - Because I like to tell him,
♪ You'll let me bring you some snacks ♪
♪ I'll give you a shoulder to cry on ♪
You fill out forms, you follow the rules. What's not fun about forms and rules?
Excuse me. Hi. Quick question. Uh, your daughter made that, right?
The bear by the zoo. He's doing the twist.
Thirsty. You're three drinks late, Lionel,
Make sure your presents are wrapped and ready.
Paige, I have a super-thoughtful schedule that we kinda wanna stick to.
[concierge] Uh, okay.
- I just really need you to-- - [spits]
♪ Do not disturb ♪
Room service order?
♪ And when you're sick I'd bring you chicken soup ♪
[Molly] ♪ And homemade cupcakes That's iced with my face ♪
♪ The best to ever do it In the history of moms ♪
See you tomorrow. Unless you enjoy my Mother's Day routine,
And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me.
We knew what you'd really want was a good mystery to solve,
and the dullness of her eyes, but she is.
No! We're not little kids anymore, remember?
We're not doing an investigative piece about this plaque-simile.
♪ At least we can try ♪
♪ The best to ever do it In the history of moms ♪
♪ I'm hardly a matron ♪
Well, then, after 32 years, goodbye.
♪ Just bring me my booze ♪
♪ One she'll brag about ♪
whether you're commemorating a special birthday or a special moment.
[sniffs] Doesn't smell special.