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[together] ♪ 365 days ♪
She goes for the eyes.
- My arms. - [laughs]
Here's a coupon to trade us in for some new ones.
It's my day. Kidding, kidding.
Damn you, Mom, for being so loving and thoughtful.
I am 100% ready. I just need to wrap it.
♪ More, more, please ♪
Before I knew I was pregnant with Molly, this is where I threw up.
- Pearls aren't made from plastic? - No, they're made from oyster stuff.
Who's gonna hire a washed-up old bottle jockey like you anyway?
It's sticky. There was something else stuck here.
♪ And I can still read you guys stories Late in your 40s ♪
- Gosh darn it. - What?
A Central Park bench plaque,
What about going all out, being a big boy and spending big-boy money?
and-then-try-to-talk-to-you-as if-you-know how-to-talk-to-humans trick, huh?
- Do you remember this bench, Paige? - No. [gasps]
[spits] Ugh! Way too much weasel.
They left clues so "the farmer," whoever that is, could find the money.
Oh, that's so nice. Also, I love having to carry things on a walk.
Helen's not here, so I'm telling you.
do you think going all out this year will confuse her?
- ♪ She goes beyond and above ♪ - [Molly, Cole vocalizing]
♪ He built my son's science project ♪
Before you leave, take my drink list
- I tried everything. - Yep, still can't see it.
[quiet piano music plays]
[Owen] ♪ She threw a pearly white Themed party for me ♪
Then Mom and Dad romantic stroll time from 12:00 till 2:00.
♪ She always puts us first Yet another reason ♪
I can't read when I'm sober. I have single vision.
She's in charge of the babies and wah-wahs in the hotel.
Now I have to make drinks for the service bar too. Poor me."
Mm-mmm, doesn't feel special.