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Oh, God!
Who’s blow is it big check!?
AHORA TW AGARRE. TE AGARRE EN LA CAMARA. TU ESTAS EN LA CAMARA CANDIDA.
- What's wrong with you people? - That's fantastic.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Bobby.
Oh Shut the Fuck up
Oh, good, 'cause I left my roach clip at home.
Joe Joe
I wouldn't wanna break your little underwear rule, now, would I?
No!
I got a poopie.
I can see your feet
I'm here at Lover's Lookout.
- It was so tender and juicy. - Shut up!
Joe
I'll chop the virgin beaver with my shiny butcher's cleaver
When you exagerate
He always knows just when the time is right
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- What the hell's goin' on here? - Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there.
Pussy and millions was a good song!
Yeah. That's it!
Let's see if she'll have a word with us.
Oh, I am scared!
We dealing with my thug strictly Make some noise if you runnin' with me
- Do you like scary movies? - Mm-hmm.
my wifes friend praising herself for helping the homeless, but when approached by one....
Goddam it! Son of a bitch!
Ouviste alguma coisa? Não ouvi, continua!
Damn, girl. Mm-mm-mm.
Hello?
Wait, wait, wait. Shouldn't we at least check his wallet?
You know what? You can all go to hell!
Ow!
Care initials in your liver Make you quiver
SUCK MY JOHNSON
- You guys see all the reporters out there? - Yeah.
Gennaio 8, 1975
- Guess I'll be leaving now. - That's a great idea.
with contestant number three... - See you after the show. - Buffy Gilmore.
Except for the big head and glazed-over look in your eyes.
Bish. Hey hey. Nice ass.
- Come on. We're gonna be late. - Ooh, wait. There's Buffy.
- See, that's why you such a dumb-ass. - Your mother.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
I’M PANICKING NOW
- He's killing him! - Must be an original piece.
No Comment
- What are you talking about? You took me to that club. - So? They play good music.
A
- See you later, Hairy Mama... - Bye, hon. - Bubba, Jim...
There you go, Mr. Scary Killer. I'm panicking now.
shut up shit NO!
Just forget it, Shorty. You already know too much.
- Boogie Nights! - And Big Momma's House!
- Yeah. Saying that girl Drew Decker got killed last night. - I know.
We can't go to the police. He's just out there watching us and waiting for us.
Go on.
Oh, my God! Ray, you've gotta help me! Bobby's gone crazy!
Don't worry.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. - Don't leave now! The movie's about to come on!
I'll give you a big clue.
Ow! Daddy's head is stuck. Unstick Daddy's head.
GRRRR I AM THE DAVID COMISH
You're ice cold thriller Because I'm the fucking chiller
Oh, shit!
Submitting the proposal to your client
- Jesus! - It's okay. It's all right. It's just me, baby.
Tried to get you. It's an old police trick.
Listen, I gotta leave town for a couple of days. Okay? No big deal.
Now fuck onto the game Make the game come to me now
Joe
We could still be friends.
you know, killed that guy?
Oh, look at me. I'm all dead.
Oh, Bobby. Bobby. I was worried about you.
Hold my earrings! Where's my Vaseline?
- My friend Sean had a pool party this summer. - Sean?
He's gonna turn up. I'm sure of it. He's probably at my house...
Special Officer Doofy.
- How are you, Cindy? - Fine.
- Get the camera off me now! You're dead, bitch. - No, Kenny, keep rolling! Keep rolling!
- I'm gonna go, then. - All right. - All right.
I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it.
Come on, man! Hey, Bobby, put on some music.
Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark!
Thug the fuck out Punch lines are killing
Come here, girl. Bring your little sexy ass over here. Come on!
My keys for the three Now you suckas fuck with it
It can cause serious deviant behavior.
Uh... Uh, Brenda. Come on, come on. Put the helmet on.
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M LISTENING TO "NOBODY"
Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!
Yeah, she used to baby-sit my brother Doofy.
taking my soul
Gail Hailstorm standing out front of the police station...
I'd like to help you out, kid, but it's sweeps. Sir, sir, can I get a word with you? Sir!
One part the fuehrer One part the pope
Small dick is like a disability man!
- No, don't touch... Ah, ah, no! - Do you have more beer?
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I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here.
Home Designer Living Room Blast
- Oh, shit. It's Shorty. - Brenda, take care of him.
who was connected with all the victims, someone who knew about the accident.
- I'm gonna slice you up. - Who is this?
Oh, man!
- This is for Thelma! - And Louise!
Don't bullshit a bullshitter
Yaaa! That's my Mott! That's my bobcat!
Why? Why? You hear that, Ray?
"Hey, Hey, Hey. No Peeking. No Peeking. Turn Around."
We all started the wrong guys!! Noo!!
Gays at Halloween
She voted for Kari Lake
Oh! Jesus!
Feel me, feel me, feel me
exactly one year after we...