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To the phillies game with vic.
Okay, that makes sense.
For once in your life, be a man.
Boom!
Adult adam: While my dad had hit an all-time low,
I want huggies. Fine.
Of course, we can help you find your dad.
Wait. Where are you going?
Hey. Whoa! What is that?
He was so desperate to find me
Adult adam: But I didn't have the guts,
My bladder shut down.
We would have done it a long time ago.
They misunderstood my rhyme!
If you've noticed, when your mom tries to guilt me,
What superhero is on your underwear right now?
Now it was falling apart at the seams, but we loved it anyway.
How does that sound? We bedazzle for the rest of the day.
I think that's just the way things are right now.
Yep. It was her guilt world, and we were just living in it.
I need you to look me in the eye and say you are with me.
¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say
Are you with me? I don't know!
(ding)
Then I have failed as a mother.
I had what all men experience at one point or another...
Isn't there some private executive washroom
I'm sorry. You hurt her for real.
So let's make those drab clothes sparkle, huh?
I'm not even sad. I'm great.