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I like my tampons to be cold.
I'll come in early tomorrow to finish.
Gasp!
Liz, look, I don't believe in signs or messages from the Universe.
Give me Kirstie Alley. Somebody who knows what she's doing!
Friday, Saturday, kind of Sunday and holiday Mondays
I'm guessing your meeting went well?
It occurs to me that you are laboring
Where did you come from?
All right. You know what? Forget it.
Yeah, I came here with my friend, so I'm just gonna stay here.
Please stay!
Which means I now have 5,000 t-shirts to unorder.
These women run your household, so you have to keep them happy,
If I had done that during a mock negotiation in business school,
I have NBC!
The son of one of Jack's Senator friends?
that Rex Belcher of "The American Journal of Meetings"
But then I had to choose
I did not.
What's the point, Jack? I'm done.
She's gonna make you smile
It's a trick I developed to catch people talking about me
Living on a bus!
Thank you.