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Let's go, Chet, chop-chop.
You're the one who dropped it. Why do I have to clean it up?
While we sit here dying of thirst.
Well, we didn't have to fight for a cab.
Oh, I'm gonna go make a big pitcher of melon balls.
If you can't turn that into promo gold, you should honestly consider suicide.
Yes.
A flagrant violation of my sworn duty, for which my recompense will be?
Keep trying.
Aw, man, I'm fricking starving.
And what's so important about a stupid goldfish?
Great, so it's give him a handjob or change up my whole Sunday routine?
Mmm, not bad, Randy. Not bad at all. Thank you, chef.
...to even gaze upon, to find all phone numbers...
Time to get your distracting tits off my line
"Publicity whore" isn't hyphenated so why-- Why the shit...
Anyway, those ISIS idiots are doing security...
Soto drive people away, basically. Those people.
Take it or leave it, dude.
...are you maggots not prepping? I-- Wait, are you doing a bumper?
...in the restaurant tonight.