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Well, I'm, uh, sorry you're having a hard day.
But this is probably gonna be the last time
And I can't do it without my brothers.
Okay? My life flashed before my eyes.
your stomach cut open... what is that?
Ran out of paper.
she knew who my biological father was.
Well, what about you?
Or criminals? We're gonna let them meet our son?
in knowing just how loved
After Dudley Randall.
The world isn't always a kind place.
- Why don't you sing a song together? - this is everything.
Well...
Yeah, well, you too.
Mom never told him that she knew his biological dad?
Yeah. Come here.
Thanks.
acid-washed jeans.
So can we just enjoy today?
- Oh! - What?
Speaking of, you know where our third is?
I mean, you're not, obviously,
- What? You liked it more than I did. - I did not like it more than you.
Dear William,
I made something like it at camp once.
inherent understanding of who they are.
As Randall's father, you are his foundation.
I'm sorry for the pain it may cause, but...
I feel sorry for you.
Look at Randall. You think he's okay out there? I mean, maybe
- Oh, popcorn. - Yeah.
- I'm feeling generous today. - Okay.
No, no, no. Hold on.
He is our all-star, knockout boy
No. I'm fine.
Randall is.
in your new role in Full Metal Jackass.
I like learning.
Would you like to come in?
I know that you're making fun of her, all right?
than their perfectly clean, crime-free versions of
about taking my soon-to-be-born niece someday?
Bad roll. Bad roll.
Huh?
Wait. Shh.
Dad, I tracked him down.
Your mailman. Is he white?
- Can I help you with something? - Yeah. I-I'm looking for Ray?
Yeah, I found out yesterday.
I hate her.
it might not change anything.
I... I didn't think you were gonna pick up.