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I heard the same thing about the Beatles.
It wasn't just what Christ said, it was his deeds.
I can't get over you with that Yiddish.
Then you help change him into a better man.
Carmela, please.
But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul.
Father, turn it off. I can't handle it.
...the hustle never ends.
I should know? He doesn't have time to talk to me for two minutes.
I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it?
Cajun stuffed olives?
- Who is it? - Father Phil.
Fine.
What better way to learn about the college?
Who can I say is calling?
If I knew I'd get a lecture, I wouldn't have told.
"Maine, DX66920," call you back tonight at 10, all right?
In Waterville, dine at the Stone House.
The stock market...
Father Phil?
Excuse me?
Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio. Good match, huh?
Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself.
I got a bad feeling.
The whole tray? From last Sunday?
That's right, and you are?
- Hurry, Daddy. - Yeah, yeah.
Amen.
Or any of God's handiwork?
I've lived in the house all my life.
You must be talking to me. I don't see nobody else here...
If you are referring to Father Intintola, yes, he was.
This is the body of Christ. It was broken for you.
You're not eating, after all that work?
- Oh. - You follow him.
All right, come on.
...and a.45 while hunting for Easter eggs?
You're up to something.
- Come on, get in. - Okay, okay, what's the rush?
I'm so pissed, I can hardly see.
It's a matter of time before God compensates me...
If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up...
I think he has committed horrible acts.