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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Chrissy, don't you understand?
It's very... Would you move? Important.
And I've never had brains.
I'm wearing makeup.
You'll take care of dinner for us before you go to the pub?
Yeah, but enough is enough. I'm really starving.
I shouldn't have told him that.
He's a close friend of mine. He's also very big and very strong.
What part of the body do brains come from?
Listen, Chrissy. If I were you, I would not worry.
that dinner better be good.
The only women interested in you are tenants with backed-up toilets.
He's a nice enough guy. Would you just do me this favor?
Hi, Mr. Roper. What can I do for you?
and I went to the prom wearing blue shoes.
No kidding!
and he wants me to tend bar for him for a few hours.
uh, could we talk to you for just a minute?
- Nope. - Oh, good. I was hoping no girls would call me.
- [ Clucks Tongue ] Is John Denver dirty? - No.
and suddenly there was this white unicorn with a tulip in its teeth.
He's got every right to be.
Sure, you'd think so,
Aw, don't take it so hard.
but I learned something.
No kidding? Geez, it never turned me on. [ Gasps ]