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And one, and two, and three, and four, and five.
"What qualifications have you got?"
with your husband that pisses himself?
Aye.
One, two, three. One, two, three. Turn, turn, and stop.
(PANTING)
Since Mom died you're nothing but a useless twat.
There's always next year.
And a one, two, three, pas de bourrée.
My dad will kill me if he knows I'm here.
What're you doing?
Aye, see you. Ta-ra.
(ALL CHANT AGGRESSIVELY)
Fuck off!
Your family's weird.
Can't you be a ballet dancer here, like?
Extend.
What's wrong with ballet?
which caught your imagination?
Look at him! He's only 11, for fuck's sake!
(INDISTINCT)
Why would I want to go to London?
Where are you from?
TONY: I'll miss you.
Shut up, Debbie! One, two, three. One, two, three.
What the hell's he up to?
What about that Wayne Sleep? He was a ballet dancer.
What?
Like electricity.
Here.
Debbie, eyes front. Seven and eight.
OFFICER: Keep back!
(GIRL GIGGLES)
(BELL RINGS)
Look, fuck off, will you!
And, pirouette.
GRANDMA: Toast!
Don't.
I don't see what's wrong with it.
He's as fit as an athlete.
Right. Let's do it again.
Exactly.
No, not me. You!
Gotta go to boxing, haven't I?
Don't start, Billy.
Hold it.
Head down.
Why do you need to take lessons?
He dresses up in your mom's clothes?
(BRAKES HISS)
With you through everything.
JACKIE: We'll miss the bus, Billy.
They're me dad's, these.
This is ridiculous.
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
Look at them gloves, man. They went out with the ark.
We're finished, Son.
Miss, I've got a problem with the audition.
The miners. It stands to reason, doesn't it?
I was gonna say something, but I thought it might be embarrassing.
What's what like?
TONY: Get inside!
Shut up.
Seven and eight.
I wear me shorts.
But I'm banned.