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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
but that wouldn't be out of line for someone who drank
How did he do?
as a city councilwoman.
Consequently, we haven't had sex in ten years.
All right, April, what's the score?
Hey.
Thanks. Love you. Mouse Rat rules. Love, Andy."
The second your tax bill passes,
Times New Roman, across the board.
- I don't know. 43. - Yes! New record.
What did you put in the sugar? It's so good.
Nothing?
The soda tax measure passes, 3-2.
Now everything is different.
City councilwoman Knope, how do you vote?
Are you gonna pull out
But before I can do that,
Ah.
I'm gonna die an anonymous, meaningless speck of dust.
No doubt, no doubt.
because I asked you to come work here
I hate cars so much
Yeah, I work at Colonel Plump's,
Yeah, people. Consistent font usage. Come on.
So what? I've tried to fire you.
Yes.
- What? - My legs aren't working.
that the call "child size."
"April, here's something to help you remember
Okay, so do you have the results of the study?
Andy and Lesile sent us care packages.
Ellis, what's up, my male? You grab a slice of 'za, brah.
Anything is possible!
Hey, man, what'd the doc say? Everything okay?
Well, you don't know my name or what I look like,
said they might want to fire me.
Been making some modifications to the pace car.
- Councilman Howser? - Aye.
but they call it the "regular."
Minimum Champion
I am going to kiss their asses like crazy.
I've proposed a tax on all those giant sugary sodas
How can I ever repay you?
on this silly, little planet.