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Maybe instead of me losing my job,
Uh, I love April. I think she's awesome.
Then what the hell are we doing here?
Let’s do it to it!
and if you don't do it, I swear to God,
Yeah, rocked that scoober!
Why do you want to achieve this goal?
would definitely lower diabetes in this town.
"Hey Ben, just a few things to remind you of home."
would be good for public health.
each and every American citizen,
I mean, when I used to just work here,
Sir, you don't pay your income tax?
and I need you to give, like, even a 15% effort.
It's funny because it has 30 different fonts on it,
'cause I can "whip 'em good."
I am about to go to my first committee meeting
- Nothing. The silent killer. - Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm going to die. I'm so tired.
so before I decide how I am going to vote,
See you at the meeting.
It has only 60 calories.
"Can you please do mine and send it back to me?
Oh, and, uh, 12 point.
What--you--me--fou-- four--fired--times?
I'm broken.
I guess I'm proud of me.
there is an option.
Then what the hell are we doing here?
Brittany's dad is Ben Bernanke's dentist.
Ugh! Number two is right.
Do you just have to pee real bad?