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Get some fucking balls right now!
And by dark, of course I'm referring
Okay, listen. Maybe she's confused, or she has the jitters.
Look, Jimmy, I'd love to help you out,
Gretchen, are you there?
REGGIE: His dick is bleeding!
don't tell policy on child molesting?
then you're talking about a Bronze Bow Tie.
We're in this together, homie.
Good one! (ALL LAUGHING)
(WHISPERING) Gretchen, calm down.
Yeah.
(BLOWS)
Good evening. My name is Bic Mitchum,
Okay. If you need something a little more involved,
Oh, God!
OFFICER: (ON LOUDSPEAKER) Pullover.
Uh, I fear raccoons.
That's a lot of quotes.
This is to happily ever after.
Well, you know, honey, it's still such a beautiful song.
I didn't know where I was.
Dickerson, you're a lounge singer from Canada.
and you're gonna offer him nachos?
That's fine. Thank you. Okay. So, I guess that's it.
Just five short years ago,
Are you sure she's 'the one'?
And he's giving small, little, black,
Can I give you the dates?
That sounds right.
When he wasn't hitting those books,
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
♪ And party and bullshit ♪
Are you still there, Seth?
i just wanna relfect back back to 1999 take a ride back to my old neighbourhood. i just wanna go back to hit me baby one more time. wanna go back wanna go back. a roof on the guitar like we had a beautiful loom band back to us betwixed back to 1999.
(ED GRUNTING)
to be your lawfully wedded husband,
Just kidding. I'm just kidding. (GUESTS LAUGHING)
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm fine. I'm fine. BRIDESMAID: Oh, my God.
OLDER PLAYER 5: Blue dog left, Omaha!
They're going to want to know why she's the one.
SETH: (ON PHONE) Hello. Hi. Seth?
She talked to me. She talked to you?
Doug, I'm not trying to be rude,
where I participate in all the festivities for the weekend,
I've never heard of Henderson.
Somebody help me! I'm not Doug Harris! (GROANS)
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Oh.
It's not working! DOUG: Get it off!
Hi. I've got something to say.
and you said how pretty you thought
Oh, I saw Jesus.
(SCREAMING) (ALL GASP)
♪ Let's paint the town
You were the rapist? Finish your bottles!
So much bullshit.
JIMMY: Stop it, Doug.
You're talking about unchartered territory.
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
(KNUCKLES CRACKING)
But the Lord says, Don't judgeth upon what happens,
That's the day that this wedding hustle was born.
I'll call Marci myself. Is that what you want me to do?
Hi. Yeah.
Really?
Hey. No ass-touching off the field, Joe.
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie ♪
♪
and $300 cash.
Jimmy, can I talk to you for a second?
Can I unfasten my pants belt?
And it was so sad, Doug.
It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a good time, Doug.
but I just want to say that you have put on
Oh.
that was one of the biggest in the city.
Are you familiar with North Dakota?
This way! I've got the ball!
You hit me in my back.
We scrimmaged, the boys.
Shit, the fucking dog has lockjaw.
BRONSTEIN: Doug and I met at Camp Wampacheempi.
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Okay.
MAN 1: I don't know what to say, Doug.
but I am still missing the groomsmen's information.
Three out of seven of your groomsmen are Hall of Famers.
How are you looking on groomsmen? Not good at all.
Shouldn't I be able to tell her the truth?
Party tricks. Yeah, okay.
(CRYING) It was you.
The secret military codes. Mmm-hmm.
Hi. I'm Doug. Doug Harris.
Does he have three testicles? Yeah, I've got three.
I haven't felt this good, this happy since...
until your dad and his friends
Three months from now, he'll get killed in a tragic: grenade accident
Gretchen, how do you like your grandma?
Hey. Hi.
To our song, You Are So Beautiful.
Ooh. Uh-oh.
As you can see in this picture
(STAMMERS) No, I don't know that that's... He can't...
Just tell Marci that you'll do the kitchen cabinets on Sunday.
You're anybody's best friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.
(GROANS) (LAUGHING)
I doubt this is what she had in mind.
Mom and I narrowed it down
and in all the other pictures,
Try the Roquefort Buttermilk.
The Asian has his dick out.
So, Father...
Are you going to chat all night or are you
That's amazing!
You're hiring a best man. Got it.
Hi, everyone. Hi. I'm Holly Munk.
Mmm. That's a great question.
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
Stuart's best friend to say a few words.
you get a bachelor party, you son of a bitch!
(GROANING) (CHEERING)
This is going to be the best honeymoon ever! (ALL CHEERING)
HOWS WORK ITS JUST GETTING STARTED
Hey, fellows.
who's filling in for fifi nazier? andrew blanchett.
No one's ever asked me to pull off a Golden Tux.
Yeah. No kidding, right? God.
♪ Gonna make me fall in love with you
Hey, look at me.
Whoa, whoa! Red light, red light!
have a party trick distraction, do you?
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Nine days ago, I didn't think a Golden Tux was possible.
I provide best man services for guys
We can't be
You guys have to understand that I come from
and let's bring this shit home.
This? No, it's a service dog.
March. March?
Short answers. You don't initiate conversation. Wi-Wo.
weddings are for the women.
Wow, that is so weird.
Thank you. I wish I could say the same for you.
♪ La, la, la, la
(MUSIC STOPS) (GUESTS CHEERING)
Reinsdorf was a piece of shit.
Be very gentle with my car. I've seen your car...
Are you sure she's worth it?
(ALL LAUGHING)
And you're a regional racquetball champion. Lefty, good serve.
finished third on the bar exam,
(LAUGHING)
You throw out random words.
Bic, Bic, Bic.
6'3.
Reggie, I don't need... Okay? Of course I'm in.
Oh, come on. That's the last one.
♪ Now can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that