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you prefer full moons over sunsets, you're afraid of raccoons,
You've never been on a guy trip, Doug?
I still can't believe they actually bought all that
Look, Jimmy, come on. No, don't Look, Jimmy me.
I can do it, too. Stop.
oh god even i wouldn't make excuse for you with those errinstaces! and i won't provost you with those pikminporclanks!
♪ Now I sure hope that moon got rhythm
What is going on?
It's making it worse!
That is not fair.
and mashed potatoes and vegetable medley.
You two better not fuck this up.
What makes her different than any other girl that you ever met?
No, no, it's not like that.
Sweetie, it's LA. It's not like it's going to rain.
♪♪>
♪ Like bang, bang, bang Darkness falls
That means there were 2.4 million grooms.
Am I really your friend?
to have and to hold,
Oh, Christ.
I mean, the key to relationships
the groomsmen are accosting my bridesmaids
(CAMERA CLICKING)
Honey, you know this is difficult for me, too, okay?
Father McNulty? Yes.
ENDO: Oh, he had to lose weight.
JIMMY: So, I get a call out of nowhere, a guy I went to school with.
This is for Dougie!
You didn't grow up dreaming of a guy like me.
(SIGHS)
♪ Easy come Easy go
(MARCI YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
well they used motor oil once, to cook kfc to get it to go golden brown which is better than using dog poo. and once they used to use tawney port to cook it to make it more to smell like wine and they used seretide to sedate the chicken combined with maxamine.
He's up there making sad angels laugh
Let's go, bitch. Come on. I'm coming.
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
I want him to help us decide on all these fun things.
which is an exact replica of the 1915 Texan Tussie-Mussie.
Stop hugging strangers, no terrible. Stop with the hugs, bullshit. No hugging. Don't hug. Stop hugging strangers. No hugs, bullshit. Stop hugging strangers, bullshit.
while I learn to plumb.
Andrew calls my cell phone and he says,
Do that'll okay.
♪
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
of Patagonia. Hmm.
I never expected the Jimmy Callahan
♪ And bullshit And party and bullshit
...dying to finally meet this guy.
with each other like women do.
I love you both. WOMAN: Cheers!
I overheard the two of you talking, okay?
Hey, come on, we have to hammer out this toast, man.
Uh...
Are you sure you can handle going both ways?
DOUG: I, uh...
Maybe we can catch a game.
so that everybody can sing along. (WOMAN SQUEALS)
He was hit by a car. What?
this is strictly a business relationship.
I have a nice job, I have a real nice business.
So, Edmundo sent you to come find the Oracle.
Get up. Get your ass up. We're going to be late for brunch.
Ya boy greg
Um, I'm sorry. Doug who?
Which is why we're always so miserable,
ENDO: That's a good question. (ALL AGREEING)
♪ Now I-I-I-I don't know who you are
That's something else to look at there. It's very pretty.
Oh, my gosh. Honey, that's... (MOANING)
Stop. You look at me now and tell me that you don't want back in.
You have a really nice arm, sir.
I think I made a terrible mistake.
and over here we have contestant number 23... once you rip the box off you're not gonna know any better!
DOUG: (ON PHONE) Sweetie.
JIMMY: Go, go, Dickerson! Yeah!
Now, I need you to get comfortable
Or we have our Très Beau
BRONSTEIN: ♪ I saw the light on the night
how she was ready to have kids.
Didn't you meet Bic at that... I met Bic?
Freshman year? Your roommate?
Isn't that what you're doing?
He really sounds like a great guy. Who, Reinsdorf?
(GIRLS LAUGHING) I don't like being...
Well, do you want to see? Boom. (ZIPPER OPENS)
(ALL GROANING)
So, that's kind of it.
♪ La, la, la, la ♪ Oh.
I am so, so sorry.
MARCI: Lurch, where are you?
while giving an impromptu sermon on the back of a Humvee.
♪♪
Father. Okay.
I know at this moment
The truth is always the best.
This last shot is actually my favorite.
all that stress you've been feeling.
♪ Brand-Nubian shit beatin' down punks!
We're very excited and, in fact, I'm doubly excited
I like that. And I got your back, too.
Stop. We specifically asked for monologues. We don't want any scenes.
And may God bless whoever else is on this.
for our big day. Okay?
All the room stood still. I closed my eyes and I reached out my hand,
What? That's not our song.
ALL: ♪ Roof!
When they ask how you came up with your channel name... Mitchum. Bic Mitchum.
Do you, Gretchen Palmer,
When Doug called me and told me that he wanted to propose,
Man, did you see the beautiful titties on that girl back there?
♪ Maze! tov ♪ L'Chaim
DOUG: Your friends are gonna be there.
I can't breathe. Mister, are you okay?
Hola, Eduardo.
Will you just get in the damn car, please? Okay.
Every time it moves, it hurts!
Oh, don't do that.
It's Patagonia. Padronia.
and hunt bullfrogs and...
Ahhh!
Hey, Doug.
♪ But, girl, I wanna know if you can move like this
And a smile on his face
that's used to a certain kind of lifestyle,
Doug! Doug!
She knows I'm working with you again.
at A.J. Wilson High School,
(SQUEALS) Voted the number-one
(PHONE RINGING)
Tenderfoot? Oh, Douglas was quite the halfback back in college.
Because I can't go out there and tell the truth.
Isn't this so much more fun than sucking my dick?
FITZGIBBONS: Gretchen. Yes.
I'm a doctor. What type?
Yeah, um, I'm looking for Jimmy Callahan.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
It was great getting to know you, too.
I, uh, know we haven't spoken in a while
Oh, no. Okay.
Social or family? Social.
I want to propose a toast.
♪ Don't know if you gonna tell me
JIMMY: No. This guy is not a professional.
Thanks, Jimmy. I've got it from here.
So, I grab the microphone and I just get to talking about
She's going to find out soon enough. Oh, God.
I went to 13 different schools by the eighth grade.
That's when I knew I was born to work on feet.
Father McNulty is a wonderful priest.
What the fuck was that? ENDO: Was that a cop?
♪ Go out and smash it
All right. Thanks.
But I am willing to make the necessary sacrifice
Take care of them bags under your eyes.
I thought maybe we'd have a little ice cream
♪ I went way down, she betrayed me
You work in mysterious ways.
Listen. Let's just keep it fun, fellows, all right?
Chopper tells the wife he can't take that Holiday She's not best pleased
What if they start asking too many questions?
Ever honeymoon best the be to going is this!
These bags here contain your suits
take Gretchen Palmer
It's a tag name. Military code.
(SCREAMING) (ALL GASP)
of guys I've ever seen in my life.
KIP: I'm going to go see if he's praying.
to make sure that our wedding night is perfect.
♪ Fill up my cup
Do not touch. (LAUGHING)
LURCH: We're all going to die!
What the fuck? I'm in a wheelchair!