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- Thank you. - Good night, y'all.
Would you like me to beg for information? Then I will.
This whole railing is brand-new, and, actually, Doc built it himself.
Been a while since anybody rode this bull to the eight-second mark.
Mr. Morgan.
You see, just calling it a boo-boo makes me feel better already.
and, you know, you could have just taken a broom and swept it off,
and there is no Bargain Barn there.
Missed.
Oh, my God.
Lucy.
Paul?
Just sit. Just sit.
- Absolutely. Yes. - Okay.
Yes, I love what you've done with
Goodbye.
We're gonna make our rounds. Probably best for you to stay put.
"Do you, Meryl Judith Becker, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Is that helpful? Is that constructive? Is that mature?
and I'm gonna pick up my client at his townhouse.
Oh, God.
These two are worse than Vito the Butcher.
You know what I did to the last man who called me that?
Well, you know, I always find it almost impossible to believe that you say that,
I'm so honored to be here tonight on behalf of Park Avenue Realty.
What do you mean, "safe"?
- What is it? - Okay.
You won't tell me where I'm going, so I don't know how to dress.
I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me what I think.
- Get in! - What is your problem?
I wanted to call and just say hello,
- All right, I'm gonna shower. - Okay. I'm gonna...
This man is a professional killer.
What do you mean, "Ow"? That was foreplay.
- What are we going to do? - What can we do? We can't...
- They're in protective custody. - Adam, I heard.
Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae.
I would say it was the mouse.
Been kind of interesting, actually.
You did, and then I heard,
you know, from the time that we started having trouble getting pregnant,
Don't get down on yourself.
I wish I had thought of the cows thing. That's good.
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly.
It'll be funny if this one comes out Chinese, as well.
- Okay? - Okay.
You want to discuss this now? In the middle of absolutely nowhere?
There's no dial tone.
Here's Ray.
Yep, okay. Thank you.
What's that got to do with anything?
No, he married a girl from Omaha so he moved to the big city.
As you can probably see, things are going much better between me and Paul,
You okay?
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- That must be very, very nice. - It is.
Night, night. Night, everyone.
Is she? Well, that's great. That's lovely. Good.
And a very spacious master bedroom.
So which of these are skim?
Can you please stop being so agreeable? Please?
I don't hear much helping going on over there.
If you are in fact Meryl. I can't really see, I'm sorry.
...3,000 square feet.
Good night.
And thank you to everyone at the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
I knew you'd be a great father.
I thought I could actually hear my cells dividing.
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. - It's okay.
In the meantime, we put you in a temporary spot
I don't know how you do things in Chicago, I never been there,
Sure, send him back.
Let's go next door to the exam room.
- Do you mind? - No, no, no, no.
Grab a hold of a teat.
Here are your temporary IDs.
But how can I expect complete honesty from him if I'm asking any less of myself?
Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin.
Yes. Yes!
we could give them some advice like Clay and Emma gave us.
Can I get one of the other agents to talk to you?
And the infidelity. And the separation.
No, no. I am sorry.
a certain amount of screaming and shouting and so on.
So, I really just wanted to apologize
Come on in. Watch your step, there.
Look at that. Do you see that?
Although I could've used one during some tense negotiations at work.
We usually only have one witness at a time.
Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh.
Could you just wait outside? Play with a toy? Thank you.
Doc Simmons and the boys have a dangerous job,
I've never been to a Bargain Barn.
You sure you're going to be happy on that thing?
We fixed up the spare bedroom. Not exactly the Ritz.
I mean, just, you know, just off of the top of my head,
you weren't exactly supportive.
Thank you. And listen, if you're ever in New York...
This is just a temporary location. You'll be there a week at most.
but I've watched you two over the past four days,
I am more than willing to hurt myself. Or would you prefer to do it?
I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this,
- Hi there. Hey. - Hey.
I think you'll find it's my turn.
Did you get the yucca? I know you like plants.
Well, it was just past the second big rock, and you know what they say,
- So. - So.