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-Sophie? -She's turned the whole place against us.
She's gonna work her way up Midtown,
-Are you done? -Then I'll fish 'em out of the canal,
MIDGE: Mama, we're back!
♪ My friend ♪
Why don't you move it up?
every penny in her penny jar.
-Does the Pope get hard-ons? -(laughter)
Well, grow some balls, lady, and stop with all your tricks.
Mason, I'll take that $78,000 now in small bills.
...a true scourge on our nation's health.
Mm. Joey Branzino's someone else.
-Joey Mackerel. -That's the guy's name.
-Is he wearing mascara? -Gets lonely out on the range.
I checked in with all the other teams.
Where did you hear this?
-Ah, there it is. -What?
Disturbed? That's a strong word, Simon.
♪ With pink shoelaces ♪
imbecilic, puerile, blithering milksops.
courtesy of the Parks Department.
♪ The world ♪
and looking worried about money is "Daddy."
So there's gonna be some big stars on this thing.
You'd let me meet the kids then, right?
She's all that.
but it's all she needed for a full life.
Hmm.
He's done this before--
Excuse me.
Some of them are scams.
Make a "U" at the base of the stairs
Midge. Midge Maisel.
to get on this telethon today.
Hey!
Be man enough to come up here so I can box your ears.
You.
There's no way you could possibly know that.
-Hey, that guy's over there. -What guy?
We'll keep our phones manned, so keep calling.
It's 4:00 now. If you subtract 12,
Stay tuned for an amazing variety of top-notch performers,
-You'll vouch for my girl? -Sure thing.
So I say, "Thank you for the music!"
So you don't get stuck.
Don't run, Ethan.
MASON: Well, I'm sorry, Sophie.
He just juggles, Dickie.
-Let's see who we've got calling here. -Excuse us.
Yes.
So, she's on around 10:00 to 33 o'clock.
-It was a fucking expensive hall. -It was a great hall.
Mama, Benjamin came down and surprised me at the park.
I'm assuming that's the one.
You'll take good care of her, boys?
I-I can't even...
Put that on your plate.
Okay, this telethon's actually gone on so long
-Got it. -Spot number six.
-Bye, Susie. -See ya, Irene.
Judy?
My God, no.
How 'bout I deal with the trucks.
-Not true. -And no one's ever died from arthritis.
My girl's name is Maisel.
That's right.
-Margie's assistant? -Who's askin'?
There are a million acts. Let's just lie low,
Miriam, why are you being so sensitive?
Thank you. (blows raspberry)
Sure.
this "take a sabbatical" song and dance.
Wonderful!
Oh, mothers do love me.
They're investigating, Pop.
Susie, what is going on?
God, I hate jugglers.
Thank you so much for making tonight possible.
Tell that to a dog.
-Oh, my God. -What?
Carry on.
-To us? -Yeah.
So, I have a British friend...
Zelda will draw it for him.
And you never get to know what it was.