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No.
Barking up the wrong tree, pal.
- You are, aren't you? - Not talking about it.
I'm a comedian. I'd like a slot tonight.
I don't know. Maybe.
- Oh, I have plans. - Hmm.
* And sing this sleighing song *
to see Lenny Bruce, and instead, you have to listen to me
everyone should do something wonderful.
I need you to do a show at the Gaslight.
and a lion chased me and ate my purse.
She is at that.
Relax, Susie. I just wanted to say I dug you.
I don't suppose you'd like to go with me to the beauty parlor?
* Take the boys along *
I wear big boy pants now.
I thought you weren't allowed to give me stage time.
Oh, dear.
You are ripped right out of a bullshit male catalogue.
- Midge? - Yeah.
* I held a dandelion *
Actually, just for the underwear.
Like a deer, like a deer.
go from the fire escape to the roof,
I have some family in Ottawa, but...
Rabbi, is the chuppah still up?
Fuckin' empty.
Are you kidding? How did he even know
Make it full. We had a hard night.
And I say, "No," and she says, "You're sure?"
Change...
I really am. I-I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
What are you talking about, "canceled"?
It was.
We've had sex in your room before, Midge.
Susie, listen to me.
Notice the great hat work.
I can't wait to meet Mrs. Maisel.
* Uru achim *
What did you think was gonna happen? - What?
Mr. Persistency.
So, Ollie the elephant is out, huh?
- What's my fault? - Too much drinking.
I did it just like you told me.
"Sophie Lennon, last night at the Gaslight Cafe."
And you can bet if he cost us this loser gig,
And all my bags got lost,
* Mister Santa *
so it was, it was a little unexpected.
and some roller skates.
I should have come back on my knees that night.
You were not kidding.
You meet a girl.
Lots of perverted sex acts.
Just let me kiss you again.
Oh, who told you?
and she goes over to my secretary's apartment
I wrote some jokes for her. Never paid me.
Oh, yeah. Singles okay?
Redd Foxx? What's this?
* You'll be doin' all right... *
Always with the books, geez.
Yeah, this place is pretty much the worst.
...was the week before our wedding.
It's been like a typhoon.
Why are you still wearing your wedding ring?
It's not for sale.
All hail the Upper West Side.
Carter Family covers.
I'm still your daughter.
What can I say? All the good men are taken, ladies.
That doesn't make sense.
* Uru achim belev sameach *
"amongst thieves was tossed out the window last night
On 4th. Right near the Gaslight.
what would we have to talk about? -
That's the place I got 'em.
"Belter Chemical Company
I'm a comic.
He might not like the new me.
My goodness, the coffee smells especially amazing today.
Just so you know, I'm doing really well at work.
Walk of shame.
So, I was thinking that
If you do well, you'll get two more shit gigs.
You should try out for the Yankees.
around you.
- What? - That!
and she's moved me into the kids' room...
I'm sorry. I thought we were truth telling.
You know those days when coffee just smells extra amazing?
Well, you were.
God bless us, everyone!
you want to get back together
Away from people.
Okay.
- And graphs! - Graphs! - Graphs!
She's a loser, too. Beat it.
I spent the night with Joel.
No... - "A career suicide set takes down an icon.
No pressure, but if ever there was a night
Not just yet, but soon.
- You would unhook your own bra? - Partly.
* At those blue diamond rings... *
At least I didn't give him the clap.
Okay. - Duck, you know, but keep going.
Aw, shit, we were so close.
Hi, Susie. New hat?