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Thank you and goodnight!
Okay. - And my father had nothing to do with it.
the last time we were in this bed...
Amanda Gleason has been blackballed.
I bet she's a pretty wonderful girl.
Hi.
Yeah, just try it.
Not sure which way I want to go.
I'm not as limber as I once was, that's for sure.
But if we didn't have our husbands,
Well...
And we... spent the night.
The look.
This is really important.
Look, Harry is a legendary drunk.
Well, I think I will do whatever you think is right.
Yes, that's how a business usually operates.
Get your clothes.
Although you might when you hear this.
in nine additional countries outside the Iron Curtain.
Hair of the dog?
* Oh, look at me now... *
I'm your host for the evening.
I mean, I'm not hungover,
Uptown or downtown, boys? Where are we goin'?
So, I'm going up there to do a set, for nothing.
He just didn't say which one.
Mais oui.
Excuse me, coming through.
Really? No one?
with the promise of coherent conversation
Look, I had to talk to you.
Get up.
"She wouldn't shop at Bendel's,"
So? - So, underneath, there's a picture
It's brilliant.
Just in time to put the thing back on again.
I quit.
We're ready, men.
Et tu, Mrs. Moskowitz?
See? Shit! Eggs. Shit!
Bought you flowers.
Jesus, how long are we gonna be sitting here?
- Are you serious? - Yes.
Whoa, hey! Hey!
It means let Jackie run things.
You're supposed to go on at 8:00.
Hey. Whoa.
She must just find you amusing.
Uh-huh.
She had just come back from France.
You have been a great audience, ladies and gentlemen.
I could take care of you, of the kids.
Maybe you get really lucky,
and she says, "Do you want to buy some Girl Scout cookies?"
Right calf, 11.
And the next day, and the day after that
Who is Amanda Gleason, Susie?
I'm back in mine.
I pay people to do that.
Thank you for talking Imogene into having it here
my father fell asleep in a foxhole
- What the hell happened? - I don't know.
Like a snake, like a snake.
Sorry. I had to throw up.
So, what happens now?
You just have to understand...
- for pilot goggles..." - Yada, yada, yada.
would never have let you do this anyway.
'cause that loser husband of yours
He'd come home at night and fall right to sleep.
- Snake. - Snake,
Where have I been, what am I doing?
Susie? Are you there?
Wow. Fast.
- I don't have a bathroom door. - Then you can't throw up.
just like you used to.
Something making you extra happy?
None of your business.