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and perfect you are, it's tonight.
No, I won't.
He never took off his wedding ring.
Are you kidding? He's been out since cake.
Yes.
Get your coat.
He would've forgotten you.
I should have...
I promise, I got you covered.
She's tall.
So, what did you want to talk about?
It makes him look tubby.
So true
Imogene is amazing.
Eight.
I loved him and I showed him...
about you in front of a bunch of people you know.
Now, how do they go about applying this political message?
I noticed the new dining room.
that I've gone through lately,
and then we'll hand out some very nice color-coded binders,
After what you put your mother and me through,
Progress.
and it's spiteful and vindictive
Anyhow, my point is, with the ring came the sex.
Oh, so you answer to asshole, asshole?
You're up next.
* Of a field *
You have laid waste to everyone and everything
- But, you can't? - Not right now.
Wow. This place ever new?
Congratulations, mademoiselle.
I think maybe he could be the one.
I'll swim out of here, like a fish.
That's a pretty fucking stupid idea.
* In a one-horse open sleigh... *
No, it's not. I asked her.
Some other time would work.
I'm just so hungry.
when the same whore gave us both the clap.
Hey, the glass is empty.
It will.
in case there was a question.
- I've got a curfew. - You're kidding.
Did you hear all the other words around "hilarious"?
Hey, go home and clean the kitchen!
You were gonna start with the... - And then I'd,
* *
with that strange person
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
manage to keep her out of here.
* Just get a bobtailed bay *
Well, I wasn't talking about right now.
- So, what's going on here? - Where?
Oh, well, then, thank you.
Ugh. Nice, tight ten.
* Oh, look at me now *
If he loves you...
Maybe I should take up an instrument.
* To leave upon the wind *
right through the middle of the arch?
Licking the lamp post.
To find the rabbi.
* Oh, look at me now *
But apparently, it's not.
Yes, I forbid it.
I'll throw around words like "phenolic resins."
"Newcomer Amanda Gleason, don't bother learning the name,
You're breaking up a family!
What's your problem?
They're what?
I love the snow.
This window seemed bigger five years ago.
What do you want from me?
Geez.
She changed.
* Uru achim belev sameach *
- What's going on here? - Doesn't matter.
I'm going to say, "Hello, blah, blah, blah,"
Yes, but... - The Mirror. "The tradition of honor
- Remember me? - No.
It plays over and over in my head.
What do you do?
It's a good thing you don't have a career anymore,
And I say, "Do you have vanilla creams?"
- Let me just, uh... - This isn't funny.
Sophie Lennon?